I’m not very hairy, but I do have some hair on my chest. However, I’m embarrassed at the beach, even though I have a pretty good body, because it looks all scraggly. I like bears, so I don’t want to shave (though I have in the past), but it just looks better without the sparse hair. Is there a hair growth formula for body hair? Or should I just live with it and stay covered up?
David via instinctmagazine.com
When will you people learn that one man’s “scraggly” chest is another man’s perfection? Own the container you came in because, trust me, there’s someone out there lusting over the very attributes you’re wasting your time hating. You are not your chest, your face, your muscles, your 3-inch dick or, for that matter, your girthy 10-incher either. All of that is what you have, not what you are. Seriously, nobody falls in love with 9x7. It can open a conversation (among other things), but lust fades like a cheap dye job, and you’re left feeling like yesterday’s pork loin. Get over it and love your entire self so someone else can see that you, the whole David, are worth it just as you are. And no, there’s no growth formula for body hair. Robin Williams, Alec Baldwin and I used it all.
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