The horrifying, Armageddon-inviting right-wing-buzz-phrase "the gay agenda" will be revealed for exactly what it is in an upcoming performance art piece: f*cking boring. Details follow.
From Randy Roberts Potts, the gay grandson of late televangelist Oral Roberts, will come "The Gay Agenda," a performance art piece that will run in Oklahoma City beginning February 10.
Says Potts of his project:
"To present a clear image of what gay domesticity looks like, we will set up a 'home' in each town inside a borrowed storefront. Two men or two women will inhabit the space as a couple for several days at a time, the occupants performing routine tasks: vacuuming the carpet, making coffee, reading the paper, playing cards with friends, ordering pizza, watching TV, etc.. No intimacy beyond what might be acceptable for any heterosexual couple in public will be presented; ie, it will be limited to casual contact -- hand-holding, an arm around each other, a casual kiss hello/goodbye, etc. THE GAY AGENDA AS CONCEIVED SHOULD BE INCREDIBLY BORING TO WATCH."
How frightening! Won't somebody please think of the children?!