Throw some Platinum Wet on your ear drums before clicking play on this video because the new song "I'm Hot" from Jersey Shore throwaway Angelina is a rough experience.
Though I'm tired of insecure ex-reality show personas attempting to make "music" on their 14th-minute, I really blame Apple, ProTools and T-Pain's AutoTune software for enabling this shit. Where’s Simon when you need him? I’ll even put up with a few more moments of Kara if it means no more of this.
When listening to a new song beguiles you into thinking that 7 out of 10 Real Housewives actually are talented, it's time to calmly remove the bedazzled Lady Gaga-marketed earbuds, take another sip of the third first mimosa of the morning and write a sternly-worded letter to Viacom for sending its reality TV characters into the pop-production factory instead of the queue at the free-clinic so that their throats can't hurt innocent lives ever again.