Betty Bowers Is Back To Address The Nation PDF Print
Written by Instinct Staff | Monday, 18 April 2011
Tags: betty bowers, youtube, skit, parody, christianity, america, the bible

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A moral compass for our times. "America's Best Christian" is back with “The Gospel According to Betty” (Part I). Catch the video after the jump.

 

Some of Our Favorite Words of Wisdom From Betty:

"Blessed is prayer, for it is a wonderfully passive aggressive way of letting the Lord know you think he is just a little lazy."

"For it is written that the biggest difference between Mormons and Scientologists isn't the number of wives they have, but that the Mormons actually sleep with theirs."

“Faith is all about multi-tasking, for example I am judging you while I am not judging you.”

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