The outer bands of Hurricane Sandy have barely started to touch the Northeast Corridor yet we already know who is to blame! Once again, it's the gays, President Obama and ... Mitt Romney?
More on the totally unsurprising culprits for the nasty Frankenstorm after the jump!
John McTernan of Defend and Proclaim the Faith says that President Obama and Mitt Romney are so friendly to the gay community that a murderous God has sent a hurricane named after the best Grease character to set us straight. Literally.
Pam's House Blend reports on the daily dose of crazy:
[T]he preacher says the gathering storm must be God’s judgment on gays, and punishing the president Barack Obama for coming out in support of marriage equality.
He believes ever since George Bush Sr signed the Madrid Peace Process to divide the land of Israel in 1991, ‘America has been under God’s judgment since this event.’
McTernan said: ‘Obama is 100% behind the Muslim Brotherhood which has vowed to destroy Israel and take Jerusalem.
‘Both candidates are pro-homosexual and are behind the homosexual agenda. America is under political judgment and the church does not know it!’
Is it just us or did blame being tossed our way for this natural disaster take longer than usual? Progress?