Catfight of the Week: Kelis and PETA PDF Print
Written by Instinct Staff | Friday, 15 January 2010
Tags: catfights, kelis, peta, humor, satire, sass, celebrity, fur

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Despite pleas from PETA, this catfight isn't faux. The often aggressive organization recently sent Kelis a letter reprimanding her fur-wearing habits. Instead of backing down, Kelis issued a very sassy letter of her own that brings on the chuckles!

The letter is long and actually makes a clever (and entertaining) debate in its entirety, but we'll present the abridged version so that you get the gist of it.

There is no humane way to kill anything, let me start there. It’s unfortunate but it’s part of life. With that being said, I would eat pterodactyl if you found some and you told me it was meaty and delicious. And after doing a very minimal amount of research....... I found out that the founder Ingrid Newkirk is completely batty. I had a feeling but she far exceeded my expectations. I mean certifiably insane! Lol this chicks will is nuts, google it – it’s a riot! Beyond the fact that I think she's a diabetic, which means she needs insulin, which is taken from lab pigs (I know this because my sister happens to be in veterinary school), which would be completely hypocritical. It’s like don't abuse animals unless it can help me.

If I started wearing endangered animals like polar bear or orangutan then talk to me. (Which btw for the record I would not - I do believe in the preservation of endangered species) But the minks and chinchilla that quite honestly are rodents and if weren't in the form of a coat I would demand they be put to death anyway are not an issue to me.

The death of high fashion. Ugh.

I eat meat, and in fact my mouth salivates as I type the word meat! And the paint throwing that's just ridiculous! What if I was hurling Loubitons and Pierre Hardy's at every sad poorly dressed person on the street? As right as I may be it’s just fanatical and crazy. And people have the right to feel as they please. What about art? Survival of the fittest. Natural selection? No let's just let all the rodents run free and over take our cities. Oh wait they have, NY and LA in particular are infested! Why don't u save them all from scavenging on the streets and ruining my evening strolls, take them home. Make them pets! Get off my back! Pun intended!

If u want to preach do it about something worthwhile don't waste my time trying to save the dang chipmunk.

Find a worthwhile cause like the women being maimed in these Middle Eastern countries. Or female circumcision. Or women's rights here in America, we still get paid less for doing the same jobs as men. Quite honestly if you hate the world so much go live in the forest where no one else has to hear you complain about the perfectly good food chain the good Lord created. Everyone has the right to an opinion, and that's mine on that!

What do you think of the argument Kelis is putting forth?

(via PinkIsTheNewBlog.com)

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JKatz
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written by Jeff Katz, January 15, 2010
That would be kind of amazing if people chucked designer heels at passer-byers.
jhigbee
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written by jhigbee, January 15, 2010
If that were the case, I'd dress in bad taste on purpose just to get some free shit.
RJTamayo
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written by RJTamayo, January 15, 2010
"Quite honestly if you hate the world so much go live in the forest where no one else has to hear you complain about the perfectly good food chain the good Lord created."

I had no idea who she was before, but I so love here now!

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