Where Bowling Green State University succeeded in its efforts to keep its campus free of fried chicken, waffle fries and a side of homophobia, New York University has failed to meet the request of protesters asking the school to evict Chick-Fil-A. With Chick-Fil-A officially-embraced by NYU, some protesters have launched a satire group designed to highlight the fast food chain's anti-gay practices. First order of business? Hilarious parody fliers seeking Christian extremist employees or offering a free chicken sandwich in exchange for renunciation of your homosexuality!
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HuffPo reports on NYU's decision to keep Chick-Fil-A on campus earlier this week:
Officials with NYU told HuffPost their process for dealing with these kinds of petitions involves going through the University Senate. As students joined Dworkoski to protest the Chick-fil-A at the dormitory it's located in Thursday afternoon, Albert Cotugno, chair of the Student Senators Council, emailed students to say tell them they voted not to remove the fast food joint.
"The SSC also believes there is a fundamental difference between personal boycott and institutional prohibition," Cotugno said in his statement. "To ban any entity from campus for ideological reasons is, in most every case, to limit freedom of expression. … After extensive deliberation, the Student Senators Council agreed that there was insufficient evidence at this time to justify a ban of Chick-Fil-A.
Well, at least hungry and gay NYU students have an opportunity to sell their soul to the devil for a meal, as satirized in another hilarious flier being handed out by the "Chick-Fil-A Foundation":
We've been on a no solids diet since Winter Party, yet we're not even tempted by this hilarious coupon for fried chicken and carbs in exchange for our preference for peen!
More on the "Chick-Fil-A Foundation" at the group's new Facebook page.