This is decidedly less sexy than all of our doctor/patient porn fantasies, but it's certainly efficient!
Chinese hospitals are introducing a new hands-free sperm extracting machine!
Details after the jump.
Daily Mail UK reports:
"According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.
The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user."
We wonder if it can be adjusted to girth as well? Hey-oooh!
Daily Mail UK continues:
"Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.
It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.
The director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Central Hospital said the machine was being used by infertility patients who are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way.
A website which is selling the machine for $2,800 promoting it stating 'it can give patients very comfortable feeling.'"
Here's a link to video of the machine in action.
We wonder how varied the film selection on these machines?
$2,800 isn't too steep. Any bets on how long until they start placing them in gay bar bathrooms?
What do you think, Instincters? Do you prefer hands free automated assistance or do you prefer to donate the old fashioned way?