Co-Sponsor Of MO's "Don't Say Gay" Bill Says It's Needed So Boys Don't Marry Goats PDF Print
Written by Instinct Staff | Tuesday, 24 April 2012

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In their campaign to have adults stop talking about the LGBT community, the coalition of Missouri lawmakers pushing for a "Don't Say Gay" bill are the only ones engaging in unbecoming language that has no place within earshot of children.

House Small Business Committee Chairman Dwight Scharnhorst, a co-sponsor of the hideous legislation, claims "Don't Say Gay" is necessary so "there is no need to talk about Billy wanting to marry a goat."

Reports Huffpo:

House Small Business Committee Chairman Dwight Scharnhorst (R-St. Louis), a co-sponsor, said he believes sexual orientation issues should be taught by parents, clergy and physicians. Parents have been passing along responsibility for children to the public schools, partly because of the writings of the late pediatrician Dr. Benjamin Spock, Scharnhorst said.

Scharnhorst told HuffPost that teaching about LGBT issues would lead to other discussions. "There is no need to talk about Billy wanting to marry a goat," he said.

But guess what? Scharnhorst is not a homophobe because he knows gay people! "I'm not bigoted," he told HuffPo. "I have friends who are homosexual."

As we've done with Kirk Cameron and other anti-gay activists in the past, considering the dangerous legislation he is pushing for, we demand Scharnhorst produce his "homosexual friends." We want names, phone numbers and Grindr profiles!

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written by Will1007, April 24, 2012
Ah, ignorance. Not necessarily always bliss, especially if you're a bigot. This lawmaker needs to quit worrying about Billy and the goat and, instead, worry about his inherent insanity.
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written by JeffSLC, April 24, 2012
I wasn't aware that people marrying goats was such a big problem in Missouri. Sounds like Missouri has much bigger problems to worry about than talking about "the gays."
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written by DIck Z, April 24, 2012
I read that because of a shortage of women, many heterosexual men west of the Mississippi "did it" with sheep. Is this any different than "doing it" with goats? I wouldn't know, but maybe Mr. Shcharnhorst does.
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written by Capt. Obvious, April 24, 2012
Poor goats. They're good enough to fuck but not marry?
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written by Tal, May 02, 2012
Oh I am so embarrassed to be living in Missouri today!smilies/shocked.gif

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