And next come the "Don't Wear Blue Eye Shadow" and the "Don't Ever Perm Your Hair" bills. Because, ya know, this stuff if important for the children. Read more about this malarkey after the jump.
Yesterday a Senate committee in Tennessee approved a bill that would prohibit teachers from discussing the gays in kindergarten through eighth-grade. Because, we gays are scare-wee!!!
The measure (SB49) is sponsored by senator Stacey Campfield (R-Knoxville, pictured), who unsuccessfully pushed for the same bill as a member of the state House for six lame years before he was elected to the Senate.
As introduced, the bill would have put into law a declaration that it is illegal to discuss any sexual behavior other than heterosexuality prior to the ninth grade.
For more on the story, visit Knoxville News Sentinel.
Oh, and P.S.: "Gay Face!" We can say it, cuz you know, we ain't in a classroom in TN and we're huge homos ourselves.