God Hates Shrimp! PDF Print
Written by Jonathan Higbee | Thursday, 21 January 2010
Tags: god hates shrimp, leviticus, bible, verses, homosexuality, religion, christianity, humor, satire, wtf, gay

While it's difficult to tell whether or not this website is a joke, GodHatesShrimp.com makes an astute point regardless of its seriousness.

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When fundies make an argument against equality for the GLBT, they issue a patent response cut from the Book of Leviticus, either 20:13 (If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them.) or 18:22 (Homosexuality is absolutely forbidden, for it is an enormous sin). Both quick mentions are scribbled (almost always illegibly and with spelling errors) on poster board and thrown in our faces, whether at a court house, a performance of RENT, or a soldier's funeral.

However, the religionists (I have a hard time calling them Christian) who base their lives and judge ours around these two archaic (and, as some argue, misinterpreted) verses have an easy time turning their shoulder on the other items Leviticus declares abominations, like shellfish (as was cleverly included in Prop 8: The Musical).

As written in Leviticus 11:10 - 12:

"And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters. They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination. Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you."

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So now we have GodHatesShrimp.com, which is either a group of religionists going all orthodox and following every point Leviticus raises (will they sell their daughters into sex trade as well?), or a snarky venue to prove that anyone who uses their interpretations of the Bible as an assault on our civil rights are hypocrites.

What do you think about GodHatesShrimp.com?

(Found via the fabulous LadyBunny.net)

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written by Wesley P., January 21, 2010
I just hope it's real, so people can see hoe fuckin crazy there "religionists" are (nice word!)
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written by B.BKyle, January 21, 2010
It's not real, guys.
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written by Rob G., January 21, 2010
O focurse it's not really but it's funny as hell. And Instinct write SATIRE in their tags. They know it's not real.
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written by Barb, January 21, 2010
From their site:

About This Site
As you may have realized, this site is a parody. It is meant to poke fun at people like Fred Phelps, and at people who protest against gay people and gay marriage.

Nope, not real, but makes it's point well.
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written by Keith B., January 21, 2010
I thought I came up with this idea. I always wanted to do something like this to show how idiodic some of the things people believe from the Bible are.
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written by Joe Decker, January 21, 2010
Check out the radio interviews we did on the press page of that site, I think the one were a radio host puts me (I'm a coauthor of that site) on the line with Shrley Phelps Roper of the God Hates F**gs church group, well, I think it was comedy gold. YMMV.
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written by Allan, January 22, 2010

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