You might want to brush up on your trailer-park colloquialisms if Britney Spears is as close to securing an X-Factor judging panel slot as music mogul and Simon Cowell's close friend Lou Walsh claims. Details follow.
Though we'll have to dismantle our Santaria shrine erected to secure Janet a judging spot on The X-Factor after learning she's declined the job, having the show replace Paula Abdul with a Paula Abdul-in-training would certainly be worth watching!
"I was out with Simon Cowell during the week, he's in London," Walsh said on U.K. show Craig Doyle Live. "You know like you do and I know he is talking to Britney. He's definitely talking to Britney to do his American show. Absolutely true."
Janet, Britney, Mariah ... as long as we get a gay-dored diva (and we're not talking about L.A.!) in that judge's chair, we'll tune in to watch!