If you haven't grown tired of laughing at that presidential-nominee-has-been named Perry something or other, check out the latest spoof on his ridiculous (he's for real, people!) pledge where he sputters something about how our kids are not able to celebrate Christmas anymoure (huh?) and how those dastardly gays in the military that are protecting his privileged white ass don't deserve to serve openly. The folks at Funny Or Die give us Jesus, and you can see it after the jump.
We love Jeebus more and more every day these days.