Apparently Madonna's "pro-gay propaganda" during her stop in St. Petersburg has caused anti-gay activists a lot of pain and suffering.
In fact, they're so butt hurt over her calls for tolerance that they're suing her for $10 million to ease their pain.
More after the jump.
"A group of Russian anti-gay activists sued American pop star Madonna for $10 million on Friday, saying she had insulted their feelings when she spoke out for gay rights at a concert in St Petersburg last week.
'She (Madonna) had been warned with words that she should behave in line with the law and she ignored it. So we will speak in the language of money,' said Darya Dedova, one of the 10 activists who filed the lawsuit in a St Petersburg court.
'Of course, it is difficult to measure moral damages and suffering but maybe people who earn money regardless of moral rules will better understand this,' Dedova said. She added if they won the case, the money would be sent to orphanages.
'Maybe someone does not see the link but after Madonna's concert maybe some boy becomes gay, some girl becomes lesbian, fewer children are born as a result and this big country cannot defend its borders - for me it causes moral suffering,' said Alexei Kolotkov, another of the activists who filed the suit."
Yes, same-sex couples' inability to procreate will ultimately result in the Russian military falling apart at the seams and the country will be taken over by opposing forces.
They're reaching so far, we bet they can touch Palin's house.