Who doesn't want to be greeted by an 8 ft phallus (that's 8 feet, not inches, size queens!) running down the street??

Unfortunately, most of the residents of Louth, England would fall into the "no thanks" category. Amateurs!

The confusion (and perhaps culprit for Tommy Cruise and Katie Holme's breakup?) all started when Mayor Jill Makinson-Sanders wanted to promote her city's main industry—sausage making—with an ill-designed costume. 

According to the Mirror:

Another Louth resident added: "Surely she could see that it looked more like a c***. I can't believe she could have been so stupid - she's made the town a laughing stock."

Resident Bill Nicholson added: "The council chamber must put a stop to this embarrassment, and restore some dignity to the people of Louth who do not want the local Olympic event high-jacked for commercial reasons.

"To insult the whole spirit of the Olympic movement and the modest people who have carried the torch is not in Louth's interest."

Hey now! There's nothing wrong with being put on the map and being known for 8 ft. c*cks. We're sure Grindr is pushing its servers to the edge due to business in Louth right now!

(Source and image: The Mirror)

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