Megachurch Endorses Christianly Coke PDF Print
Written by Jonathan Higbee | Wednesday, 09 September 2009
Tags: pepsi, coke, wtf, humor, christianity, florida, religion

PEPSI_GAY

In case you’ve ever wondered, Coke is God’s choice brand of cola.

The endorsement comes to us by way of Bell Shoals Baptist megachurch in Florida, which has endorsed the brand (I guess churches are hard up for money these days) after learning of Pepsi’s gay agenda.

However, the megachurch’s entry into the cola wars may have been shortsighted; Nadine Smith, executive director of Equality Florida, notes, “The irony is that--in moving from Pepsi products to Coke products--they actually switched from one company that supports full-equality to another company that supports full-equality.”

Will God switch her choice brand of cola again after the news?

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written by Dranger, September 09, 2009
Yeah. I've seen both coke and pepsi in your magazine before. Dumb religious freaks.
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written by Idiots!, September 09, 2009
I've seen a diet coke ad right here in Instinct!

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