GOP 2012 hopeful Mitt Romney, Mr. Walking Contradiction himself, appeared on Piers Morgan's CNN show last night to make no sense whatsoever when discussing marriage equality and anti-gay discrimination. More after the jump.
"I oppose same sex marriage. At the same time I would advance the efforts not to discriminate against people who are gay."
The inconsistencies don't stop there.
"I separate quite distinctly matters of personal faith from the leadership one has in a political sense," Mitt told Piers. "You don't begin to apply the doctrines of a religion to responsibility for guiding a nation or guiding a state."
Grab as much free lube packets at this month's Pride festivities as possible, darlings. It'll be a long year and a half of strenuous eye-rolling (its less-straining with slicker sockets) if this interview is any indication.