One Million Moms Drops Disastrous Boycott Of JC Penney/Ellen PDF Print
Written by Instinct Staff | Thursday, 08 March 2012
Tags: one million moms, jc penney, ellen degeneres, defeat, cancels, boycott, bigots, homophobia, outrage

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"One Million" Moms will retreat to its dank basement with its tail between its legs to sniff out a new source of unreasonable outrage now that its protest against JC Penney and Ellen DeGeneres has officially been removed from its hateful agenda. Details follow.

Claiming it has decided to "move on" from the campaign against the retailer because other issues require its attention, One Million Moms has admitted defeat without actually saying so. 

"But we have heard back from so many of our members," says OMM Director Monica Cole. "We have heard back from men and women—not just moms—saying they will no longer shop there at JC Penney, as long as Ellen DeGeneres is their spokesperson."

One Million Moms threat of boycott against Toys R Us for carrying an Archie Comics edition that featured same-sex marriage caused the issue to sell out in a matter of days. 

Given your track record with turning the subjects of your hilarious boycotts into business success stories, might we suggest you next turn to Voskos Yogurt (link NSFW-ish)? We would definitely like to see more of this ad campaign!

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written by DIck Z, March 08, 2012
It's not only time for them to "move on", it's past time for them to "move out."
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written by Jase, March 08, 2012
If they keep it up they won't be shopping anywhere soon!
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written by Sandra O'Neil, March 08, 2012
smilies/tongue.gif Shame on you, One Million Moms! Mother's are supposed to love their children unconditionally and this is how you do it? Shame, Shame, Shame on you!
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written by Well I agree with Sandra 'Neil. my guessis they threw their kids out of the house or claim to not have any. These people are sick as far asI'm concerened. I also bet half of thewm will shop there agai, March 08, 2012
Well I agree with Sandra O'Neil. My guess is they threw their kids out of the house or claim to not have any. These people are sick as far as I'm concerened. I also bet half of them will shop there again anyway and not tell. They will get caught. I love JCP.smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by Chauncey Freeman, February 25, 2013
Journalism is dead.

If you would like to know why we are a nation adrift and a population bereft of knowledge and laden with misinformation, look no further than a recent article which claims that "The new "fair and square pricing" model sent JC Penny's customer base fleeing for the exits" and failed to mention the giant pink unicorn in the room, aka the ill-advised political move to hire Ellen Degenerate in 2012 as the new spokesman for JC Penny.

When a company panders to a militant minority and puts political agendas before catering to their 100 year loyal demographic they should expect to fail and fail big.

This article is so recreant in its duty to report the truth it should be considered journalistic malpractice. Nowhere does the article mention that upon JC Penney hiring out, loud and proud lesbian Degeneress to represent the new, fantasy American family that only exists on television shows, the loyal JC Penney families and a group called One Million Moms went to action and stunningly and effectively boycotted the industry giant causing JC Penney to lose 46% of its stock's value in the very same year and to dump the pant wearing pseudo-man Degeneress. WHAT A COINCIDENCE. I guess so much of a coincidence that Mr. Bromwell fabricated an alternate reason for the collapse of the traditional family store.

The good news is that no matter how fascistic and post-constitutional the US government gets the people are realizing they still have the power to vote with their remote and more importantly vote with their pocketbooks and effect monumental societal change through peaceable redress and peaceful direct democratic action.

Kudos to the peaceful, committed, courageous American Family Association for bringing the giant lavender Goliath to her knees in a stunning victory over the gaying of the American majority to reflect the values of a militant minority who's values (and I use the word loosely) do not reflect traditional Godly American values that will endure and which built the retail giant JC Penney. JC Penney just MIGHT endure another 100 years if they return to their roots and stop taking advice from the gay activist, recent college graduates who populate the advertising agencies in NY, LA and Chicago.

Congratulations onemillionmomsdotcom!

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