It seems that escaping homosexuality is harder than we once thought. Thank God! Find out what one pastor is saying about homosexuality among men, after the jump.

So-called Pastor Mark Driscoll says that men need to stop masturbating because it’s a kind of homosexuality. In a booklet titled Porn-Again Christian: A Frank Discussion on Pornography & Masturbation for God’s Men, Driscoll says:

“First, masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman. If a man were to masturbate while engaged in other forms of sexual intimacy with his wife then he would not be doing so in a homosexual way. However, any man who does so without his wife in the room is bordering on homosexual activity, particularly if he’s watching himself in a mirror and being turned on by his own male body."

Okay so, let's recap: You can't be gay by yourself; that's a sin. You can't be gay with another man present; that's also a sin. But you can absolutely be gay with yourself as long as a woman watches. Got it!

He also encourages judgement of gay people. Therefore it's only fair to return the gesture. Ahem, judging by his Mickey Mouse blouse, the amount of time spent writing about men masturbating and presenting us with the image of a man masturbating in front of a mirror, we give him a good three years bottoms tops before he's caught tap-dancing in an airport bathroom stall.

(Source and image source: AddictingInfo)

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