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...and I don't mean Angelina.
Brad Pitt has flirted with facial hair for about as long as I've been flirting with guys sporting facial hair. In other words, since the mid-90s.
But recently I worry that you, his coiffed chin cultivation, have gotten a little out of hand. Sure, there have been moments you made Brad look like it was him, not Benicio, readying for the role of Wolfman, but at least then you seemed less intentional than the luscious locks of late.
Unintentional then:
And now:
Don't get me wrong, I'll take Brad Pitt anyway I can get him, and I find bears (or wolfs, which might be more accurate in the subculture's nomenclature) hot as well, but why in the world would you want to cover this up?
Perhaps its further protest of the inequalities enshrined in our Constitution that Brad and his wife have become outspoken protestors of? Maybe he's not willing to trim until we're afforded full equality?
Whatever the reason, Brad Pitt's overgrown goat beard, at least try to stop braiding yourself in the meantime so that People Magazine doesn't overlook our boy Brad again for Sexiest Man Alive. (Yes, blame falls with you for the loss to Depp.)
In Memoriam:
Brad Pitt's chiseled chin
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