Phelps Protest Brings Out The True American Idol PDF Print
Written by Jonathan Higbee | Wednesday, 15 July 2009

 

The Phelps clan, the notorious KS hate group who'll protest anything their cult leader patriarch deems an abomination, has schlepped their signs of smite to San Jose to demonstrate outside of the American Idol tour. Why? Well they can't stand that Adam Lambert, and not because of those outrageous notes he hits that only Mariah Carey and those with their ears closet to God can hear, but because, shockingly, he's an out gay man.

The craziest and furthest-right religious group in the country isn’t my favorite part of this story (they’re stale and not newsworthy in my opinion), but I’m bringing this to you because of the camaraderie between the past season’s AI finalists the Phelps’ hatred has inspired. Most shockingly – aside from the "God Hates Fags" signs – is Michael Sarver’s unwavering support. Sarver, pegged the “blue collar” contestant of season eight due in part to his career as a roughneck on an oil rig, reminds us to not judge a book by its cover by coming out in support of Lambert.

"Funny how people think it's a good idea to mess with a big Texan and his AI family. Adam is just fine, shakes it off and so should we.” Sarver continues, "We are together in this thing. You mess with one you mess with all ten. We are strong and we are one. For those outside protesting I say do not judge less ye be judged yourself. Guys don't mind these people, we are a strong family."

Doesn’t the Phelps family realize that their displays of hate only bring forth love, and sometimes even serve to raise money for civil rights organizations? Jeez.

Oh, and in other news, I now have a crush on Michael Sarver. If you're so inclined, you can give kudos to Sarver on his Twitter page, or simply join me in cyber stalking him. 

 

 

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written by OhSheila!, July 15, 2009
Now that's a hot bear.
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written by JasonCruise, July 15, 2009
what a sweet guy!
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written by Christopher Jones, July 15, 2009
Yea. He's total Daddy material. I'd do 'im.
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written by scarjo, July 15, 2009
I am now a fan - thank you Michael.
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written by Trevor, July 15, 2009
Wow. I'm so surprised that he's the guy standing up for Adam and against the Phelps. But I'm glad. I may have to like him now.
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written by Johnny, July 15, 2009
I didn't care for him on the show. but now I'm a fan. Way to go!
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written by Jeff Katz, July 15, 2009
That really is awesome! I kinda like him more than Adam at this point.
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written by Robert Tafoya, July 17, 2009
Saw the show last night in LA. No protesters to be seen. But Michael was lookin FINE! And such a sweetheart to make this statement in support of Adam.

BTW Adam was sex last night too. Yum.

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