If all professional athletes automatically had to start working part-time as "erotic models" when funds were tight, we'd be advocating for pay cuts across the board!
Until then, Stuart Tomlinson will do just fine!
Huff Po introduced us to Tomlinson, the goalie for British professional soccer team Burton Albion, who works part-time as a model willing to pose nude. He apparently goes by the alias "Rupert Paddington Gomez."
We'll allow it.
See some of his "portfolio" after the jump!
Tomlinson, 27, says on his website:
"I'm an aspiring model who's always looking for new challenges. My best qualities are that I'm open minded, outgoing and will give most things a try."
We will give you so many things to try, Stuart.
He continues, "I play sport professionally so am lean all year round."
Speaking to the Daily Mail about his second profession he said: ‘The modeling's only been a part-time thing,’
'The shoots only last for a couple of hours and it is an easy way to make a bit of extra money.
"I get caned by the lads about it all the time -- those pictures have ruined me in the dressing room."
But they've made you a star in our rooms! All rooms! Any rooms!
Image Source (H/T: Huff Po)