Rosie O'Donnell has pulled out her quill pen and tub of ink to craft a long-verse poem about her feelings for Lindsay Lohan. Despite our need to feed our drama meter today, the poetic feelings eschewed in Rosie's sentimental poem are nothing but platonic.
Read Rosie's poem for Lindsay, written after taking to Today to blast the young starlet's gig playing Liz Taylor, after the jump!
while trying to write this blog
i googled lindsay lohan
looking 4 some facts
and found me the top hit
"rosie trashed lindsay lohan on today show"
says the EW blog team
"rosie heatedly slammed lohans casting …"
i don't get it
it seemed pretty clear to me
"what do i think about her playing liz taylor"
the same thing i think about her playing anyone
working right now seems like a bad idea
it is not about her talent
it is about her health
lindsay lohan needs help
i met her when she was a young girl
smart adorable and full of light
we all watched her this last decade
a true hollywood story
long island memories
stuck in my hard drive
u can never go home again
and u can never really leave
billy joel - howard stern
judd apatow - alec baldwin
bill oreilly - eddie murphy
mariah carey - lindsay lohan
all of us children of the island
robert moses beach
northern state parkway
long way from there to here
the exact feeling i had
watching whitney houstons funeral in newark
we all should have spoken up for her too
we believe in u
u r not alone
help is available
u r loved
lindsay lohan is worth saving
she is the only one who can do it
before it is 2 late
i hope she can finds her value - off camera
and then - when she returns - on camera
she will wow us all
Kind of sweet, right?
How do you feel about Rosie reaching out "to help" Lindsay?