After a dispute nastier than Tom and Katie's, DirecTV and Viacom are officially no longer BFFs. Early Wednesday, the satellite cable provider dropped all Viacom channels (including Logo, Comedy Central and MTV), and RuPaul isn't having it.
Even though it's off-season, Momma went and opened the library for a special Olympics-worthy session of reading, darlings. Unlike RuPaul's glammed-up Ke$ha look circa 2009, it ain't pretty.
Follow the jump for the Logo crown jewel's demand for a rupology from DirecTV! For the unfortunately affected gay DirecTV subscribers, it might be the last look at Ru's ferociousness you get for awhile. Wah-wah.