Updated Wednesday 4:50 p.m. (PST)
This girl is cray cray and has been testing our patience since her and her husband's "invite" to the White House which required stealth ops to enter.
It turns out that this family has wasted headlines again. Apparently Michaele has not been kidnapped, but is instead partying it up with the Neal Schon (the lead guitarist of Journey) in Tennessee.
America, listen closely, when you watch shows that make everyday people celebrities, you will have to deal with their everyday issues becoming headlines. You're welcome.
The Real Housewives of D.C. star Michaele Salahi was, according to her husband Tareq, abducted on Tuesday morning. Details follow.
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Tareq says that he last saw Michaele at 11 a.m. at their shared home before, as he believes, the reality star was abducted and held under duress.
In a statement Tareq released because he feels the Warren County Sheriffs Department "isn't doing enough," Michaele's husband writes:
We are reaching to the public pleaing [sic] desperately for your help.
It is our belief as of last night, that Michaele Salahi may have been kidnapped or abducted and being held under duress and forced to tell persons, including authorities she is okay."
"We are asking the public to please be on the look out for her, and if found please contact the authorities and please approach her and contact the authorities to intervene and that she may be forced to say she is okay, when in fact she is not and being held under possible abduction.
The Salahi family can be reached at 540-635-9933.
This is the same couple who crashed the White House party in stunning desperation for media attention, so drink this news in along with a few extra grains of salt rimming your lunchtime margarita.
(Source and image source: Gawker)