"One out of every eight boxes of cereal in this country is Cheerios," says the homophobic activist. "This is really the treat now for the homosexuals! And this is our protest of General Mills, because they're advocating same-sex marriages. So we are gonna torch some cereal!"
Though the thought of toasted Cheerios likely leaves all you homosezzuals salivating uncontrollably, unfortunately it's the only patch of grass in the entire Midwest left alive after this year's historic drought that really gets cooked.
Nobody tell this dumbass that General Mills' "Trix" are a better nomination for the "treat of the homosexual." We don't need a repeat.