"One out of every eight boxes of cereal in this country is Cheerios," says the homophobic activist. "This is really the treat now for the homosexuals! And this is our protest of General Mills, because they're advocating same-sex marriages. So we are gonna torch some cereal!"
Though the thought of toasted Cheerios likely leaves all you homosezzuals salivating uncontrollably, unfortunately it's the only patch of grass in the entire Midwest left alive after this year's historic drought that really gets cooked.
Nobody tell this dumbass that General Mills' "Trix" are a better nomination for the "treat of the homosexual." We don't need a repeat.
Brings a whole new meaning to the concept of what it means to be a real flamer! But seriously, what is in Cheerios that make them go up like that?
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... written by Popfan,
August 06, 2012
Umm...a cardboard box.
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... written by So...,
August 06, 2012
Where did he get the box of Cheerios? Unless he stole it, General Mills made money off his protest.
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... written by Mark W,
August 06, 2012
Listening to this man talk, looking at his appearance... He's obviously a client of Michelle Bachman's husband.
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... written by scarbeary,
August 06, 2012
i thought he acted gayer than i do and some of my friends think that i am a real flamer
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... written by Anonymous,
August 06, 2012
Really? They're going to protest by setting the cereal/cereal box on fire, and then when it blows up in their faces, the smartest idea they have is to get in the car and leave instead of putting out the fire? What idiots! The least they could do is apologize for things getting out of control, even if they don't support General Mills' stance on marriage.
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... written by mikey,
August 06, 2012
In the words of Reba......What a Moron.
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... written by Jesus RI,
August 06, 2012
Mental illness indeed!
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... written by Will1007,
August 06, 2012
I think people with mental illness are smarter than to pull that shit. He is just being a flat out dumbass.
