Former A List: New York-er and celebrity photographer Mike Ruiz wants to keep his reality-star status shining bright, so he's picked up a discounted Kim Zolciak-label wig from Big Lots, painted on eye-shade from Willow Smith for M-A-C, and lip-syncs for his life to Mariah in a just-released audition tape for season 4 of RuPaul's Drag Race. The hysterical audition tape, after the jump.
Check out that devilish smizing! Girl can read the tea and throw enough shade to wilt a bed of roses!
Though it's obviously a (well-executed) joke, should Ru select Mike to compete in the new season?