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Would You Wear These Cod Piece Jeans? |
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Written by Jonathan Higbee |
Tuesday, 14 August 2012
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| Tags: hot child, junk jeans, cod piece, extra room, big package, man member, penis, fashion, wtf, would you wear them, what's your instinct |
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If you have a little extra junk in the hood or simply want others to believe you have extra horse power, then these new jeans that include extra breathing room for man members might be for you!
Once you get over the creepy fact that the "Hot Child Junk Jeans" are created by a mother/son duo, the benefits of the cod piece jeans might still hold some appeal.
Hot Child COO (and mother of the jean's designer) explained the Junk Jeans to Fashionista:
The fly is built with a contour–we say ‘built in cod piece’ because we really want to get across to men (and people in general) that it’s constructed differently. It’s not sewn flat, it’s sewn on a contour. So if you were looking from the profile, like in the pictures, it’s all man in there! It’s almost like a constructed pouch. It doesn’t look weird though. It’s very sexy. And there’s seven different washes, from almost white to black, to one that’s a leather look.
So, would you wear the Hot Child Junk Jeans, Instincters? Are these only for men with little ... egos?
Discuss!
(H/t: NewNowNext)
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