Ellen Takes Down Tabloid Reports Of "Crumbling Marriage" With Side-Splitting Monologue
Recent tabloid reports of a "crumbling marriage" between gay power couple Ellen & Portia get smacked down by Ellen in a trademark hilarious and graceful homologue.
"It caught my eye because Portia and I were in the top right hand corner," Ellen said about the recent (and false) gossip piece. "And I thought, 'Oh that's so sweet, they're honoring us. But then I read the headline underneath. And it said: 'Ellen and Portia Marriage Crumbles.' And I was like, 'Oh, what happened? They seemed so happy.' And then I was like, 'Wait, I'm Ellen.' And I should know if that was happening."
Unfortunately, Ellen couldn't read the rest of the gripping story as the pages displaying the untrue rumor were ripped out of the magazine!
"I'll never know what's tearing my marriage apart," she joked. "I don't know what's happening."
(Via OMG Yahoo)