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Man Gets 132 Lb. Scrotum Removed--Now Has 1 Inch Penis.

Can a man catch a break?!!? 

We were shocked yesterday by the announcement that TLC would be airing a television special on Wesley Warren Jr. and his 132 lb. scrotum. 

It appears that since that special was taped, Warren has undergone surgery and had the scrotum removed. Yay, right?

Well, there's one big problem. Actually it's more of a little problem. 

According to Medical Daily:

When Wesley Warren Jr. went into surgery to have his 132-pound scrotum removed, he expected his life to change for the better. Instead, he woke up to a one-inch penis. 

"What came out of surgery is a nub an inch long and it doesn't get any larger," Warren said. "I'm grateful to have been pulled out of the fire, but now I'm still disfigured."

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After speaking with The Sun, Warren Jr. said, "I know the majority of people are probably expecting me to express extreme happiness and glee that my life has been transformed since the sac has been removed - but it's not as simple as that." 

"I was a prisoner to the sac," Warren Jr. tells The Sun, "It ruled my life. It shaped and formed how I lived day in and day out."I could only walk in baby steps - I had to stop every 30 seconds. It was just horrible. I couldn't get in and out of a  vehicle  and even then I fell down on to the pavement and it took four grown men to try and lift me up," Warren said.

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(Instinct editorial note: This is the part where we started to cry.)

Even with all of the negativity Warren Jr. is still hopeful that he will live a normal life and eventually hopes  to find love . "I do want to be loved one day," Wesley said. "But I need to go through the recovery process which will take some time.

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We're thrilled that Wesley was able to undergo surgery and we'd like to think that this will allow him to return to a somewhat normal life. 

Still, we can't help but feel bad for him. All he wants is to be loved!

There's always hope, right?? On a positive note, could that quest for love be his next TLC special?!

Comments

There are all kinds of other stuff you can do, trust me!

there are all kinds of other stuff you can do, trust me!

It's a penis for christ's sake, be grateful that you aren't still carrying that thing around and get on with your goddamn life. There are people out there missing legs and arms because they served their country, and you're whining because an incredibly beneficial operation left you with a small cock? News flash, people with small penises manage to live just fine. Hell, I've got a normal sized penis and you know what? It doesn't bring me all that much joy most of the time.

Are you a woman? 

No shit! I'd rather lose an arm AND a leg than have a 1" penis.

With a one inch penis, I hope he has a skillful tongue!

God bless him for being courageous. As for finding love....you will. Size isn't everything babe.

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