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Spreadsheets App Breaks Down Who's Having The Longest (And Shortest) Sex In America

Ever wanted to quantify your sex life? There's an app for that!

As described by Nerve.com:

The Spreadsheets App, a mobile app that uses your phone's accelerometer and speakers to provide statistical feedback about your duration, thrusts, and decibel peak, is taking big data to the bedroom.

So out of curiosity, in which states are people having the longest and shortest sex in America?? Check out the map!

Danny Wax, co-founder of Spreadsheets explains:

"Spreadsheets was created to approach sex in a way that is both light-hearted and improvement oriented. We wanted to create an app that entices users to have some fun with their partner and share in that afterglow experience, while encouraging open dialog and feedback."

Here's the breakdown in terms of sexual duration, by state. (Apparently there's no rush in New Mexico!) 

1. New Mexico - (7:01)

2. West Virginia - (5:38)

3. Idaho - (5:11)

4. South Carolina - (4:48)

5. Missouri - (4:22)

6. Michigan -(4:14)

7. Utah - (3:55)

8. Oregon - (3:51)

9. Nebraska - (3:47)

10. Alabama - (3:38)

11. Delaware - (3:33)

12. Hawaii - (3:28)

13. Wisconsin - (3:22)

14. North Dakota - (3:18)

15. Arizona - (3:17)

16. Maryland - (3:15)

17. Mississippi - (3:10)

18. Rhode Island - (3:09)

19. Connecticut - (3:07)

20. Texas - (3:06)

21. New Hampshire - (3:04)

22. Wyoming - (3:03)

23. New York - (3:01)

24. Pennsylvania - (2:58)

25. Maine - (2:58)

26. Washington - (2:51)

27. Iowa - (2:50)

28. Illinois - (2:49)

29. North Carolina - (2:47)

30. Tennessee - (2:46)

31. Kansas - (2:38)

32. California - (2:38)

33. Massachusetts - (2:31)

34. Florida - (2:29)

35. New Jersey - (2:28)

36. Indiana - (2:26)

37. Virginia - (2:23)

38. Oklahoma - (2:21)

39. Colorado - (2:21)

40. Minnesota - (2:19)

41. Ohio - (2:18)

42. Louisiana - (2:17)

43. Kentucky - (2:14)

44. Arkansas - (2:08)

45. District of Columbia - (2:08)

46. Nevada - (2:07)

47. Georgia - (2:07)

48. Montana - (2:03)

49. Vermont - (1:48)

50. South Dakota - (1:30)

51. Alaska - (1:21)

Where did your state rank, Instincters? Do you demand a recount?

Comments

It sure doesn't feel like a live in a red state... Oh.. were not talking politics... Oh Bed Olympics... Well seeing as I'm not having any at all I think I should be in the LIGHTEST BLUE STATE.

Less than 3 minutes... This is not sex, it is fast food.

I can tell you right now, and this is no bullshit, I can last up to 45 minutes (including 10-15 of foreplay). I live in Tennessee, and I've had a lot of sex. It takes me FOREVER to cum. I have never had any complaints. All the men I've been with like going for that long. I have never only lasted 2:46. For that little amount of time, I could've just had a V8.

Im sorry but anything less than 20 min is a waste of time.on average my sessions go between 30-40 minutes. That includes about 10 min of 4play. I would think that would be average for just about any versatil session. If not the dude gets his walking papers cuz aint nobody wants a minute man or 2 pump hump.

2:49 for Illinois??? That's about the length of time for "Sugar, Sugar" by The Archies. Or "I Think I Love You" by The Partridge Family. :D

Definitely last longer than any of those states...just sayin'.

Anyone who says they have sex for 30 min consecutively is either a liar or on speed

Longer than 30, it's called endurance and having fun. It's boring if it's fast. 

Right, must be straight sex because it's sooo boring

Alaska - 1:21 minutes. So that's Sarah Palin's problem

Reaaly must be because mine lasts about 30 mins

UMMMM...min, must be a straight app.

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