Texas Man Applies For Job With Resume And Dick Pic

An unemployed man in Dallas can now beef up his job applications in the "criminal history" section after including a dick pic along with his resume. The unique portfolio was sent to Texas Workforce Solutions, a staffing company, in hopes of finding job placement. 

Unfortunately, all the gutsy applicant landed was a misdemeanor on his criminal record. The 25-year old TWS employee who opened his application package called the police, who were able to quickly track down the show-off because he used his personal email address in the submission. 

Despite the display of business acumen, the man in question remains unemployed. 

"I think I know why he can't find a job," Dallas police spokesman Demarquis Black tells the Dallas Observer

Maybe he's just looking in the wrong industry? There are plenty of companies that require a dick pic along with one's resume!

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would love to see that dick!

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I live in Texas. It is sad the things that earn you misdemeanors - even Class C misdemeanors here. It's a strange place. I'm a Yankee and up north we take our civil infractions seriously - either you get "fix-it" type tickets which do not go on your record at all - or you get a serious one - a felony. We don't have so many of these lower class misdemeanors nor did I hear of people obtaining them when I lived up north. Only in Texas do I see and hear so many people getting these - it's a means of making money for the counties. Keep in mind that in the South property and personal taxes are almost nil so they make it up "sin" taxes. Class C Misdeamnors rank among these. It's a different way of thinking and one that's quite stupid.

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My God! That is sooo extreme to charge him with a criminal record that will follow him forever! It honestly, sincerely, could have been a mistake. 

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This article is useless without the picture....

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Does that mean I can call the police every time I get a porn site sent to my email?    Maybe the man sent the wrong picture by mistake.   I could happen.    

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The man was charged with obscene display or distribution, a misdemeanor under Texas law.

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broke the Law? how? I dont get it.

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What is the law that he broke? When I worked for a children's charity, I received tons of crap in our business reply envelopes. Condoms, porn, pictures of aborted babies, used toilet paper, etc.

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Was there an explanation as to why he sent the dick pic with his application? What type of a job was he applying for?

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I'm assuming it wasn't a fluffer position he was trying to land.

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But did it answer the question "Is everything realy bigger in Texas?"

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Was it a nice dick or an ugly dick?  Enquiring minds want to know!

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Must have been ugly if she called the police.

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misdemeanor for what? I mean, so it was lude, but why not just trash the app. The applicant was dumb but so was the employee

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and so are texas laws

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i love gay dick

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