Primal Instinct: Model Beto Malfacini's Reality Show Shower Feed (NSFW-ish)
So A Fazenda is like Brazilian Big Brother? But with Brazilian celebrities? And set on a farm?
Got it. We'll except any reality show conceit if it means they'll keep providing a live shower feed of Brazilian male model Beto Malfacini!
We're also impressed with Beto's skillful cleansing of his nether regions, all while under the probing gaze of the camera.
When does this show get a new season? Anyone?! Beto, come back!!