UPDATE: Idris Elba's Bulge Takes The Internet By Storm

Updated Saturday, 10:25 a.m. PST

Hopes dashed!! Dashing Idris tweeted this morning:

It's okay, we still love you!!!

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Original Post

The gorgeous Idris Elba doesn't get enough love on the Instinct pages. That's about to change. 

Now sure, this could simply be an ill-placed IPhone or maybe one of those giant Samsungs, but we (and the rest of the internet) choose to believe that this is Idris's bulge.

Jon Hamm, who?!

 

(H/T: Gawker)

 

Comments

destroyer is a perfect name for a crazy right wing fuck who thinks hes destined to kill and slaughter the sinners as gods avenging angel, lol for all the love u idiot christians preach...u sure do preach a lot killing as well...all over a book that was put together, revised, and edited by a group of politicians, much like our congress aka the roman senate, 600 years after jesus died...and then ordained themselves as bishops...and changed every christian holiday to a pagan dated one so they could still be pagans in secret, lol so cmon on destroyer whats your counter argument since i know u like to troll...cause from what it sounds like...christianity was invented to keep rome from tearing itself apart when all the christians were ripping rome apart...it would be like if our modern day american congress all the sudden decided david karesh was actually the second coming of jesus because the majority of the population did for some odd reason and they were rioting in new york city, destroying the stock market...cause they think david karesh can piss farther, or has a bigger dick than the old jesus or messiah, and in order to dissolve the situation...congress steps in...sets up new traditions..theological law...and rituals..all in a 2 year time period...then this karesh committee in congress would go through karesh's personal writings...edit them...and then publish them as the "Newer Testament"...and that we are no longer under one god as a nation..but underneath david karesh...lol sounds crazy huh? well thats EXACTLY how christianity was created...look it up 

no way thats real...that would be a record breaker...that shits fake...actors and musicians  have been doing that for years to increase sex appeal cause women are dumb as rocks

it's sad how "super Christians"to quick to judge someone because they are homosexual. I'm a Christian , and I believe that no man should lay with another. But guess what it's not ANYONE'S job to call them names like some of you ass holes are. Their sin is not our sin you Nasty, foul talking, MEGA hypocrites the bible says not to judge! And that NO sin is bigger then the other.And even if by some chance in hell you could change a homosexual for being who they are. YOU DONT FUCKING DO IT BY HOLDING UP picket signs And SCREAMING OUT YOUR GOING TO HELL. You can't fourse your religion down someone's throat. Do you really think God's looking down at you and say "good job! Judge them, hurt them"??? I mean really are y'all super over the top Christians think you are better then them, have you super Christians never sinned before? I REALLY DOUBT IT! I have plenty of fun and great And trustworthy gay friends and guess what they don't try to force me to be gay. Gay people seem to love everyone and I love them back because I have to answer to God on judgment day, I don't have to answer for anyone else and thier sins. So who really is the "fag" someone in love with someone of the same sex or the assholes who are calling people names and trying to banishing them from places and making them feel uncomfortable because of how your religion is? You might as well put white cloak Over your face and call yourself the GAY GAY GAY! I will pray for you evil ppl tonite

GOD CLEARLY DISALLOWS THIS CRUDE AND DISGUSTING QUEER BEHAVIOR ...REPENT AND BE CLEANSED:

Romans 1

“For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

Leviticus 20:13
"If a man practices homosexuality, having sex with another man as with a woman, both men have committed a detestable act. They must both be put to death, for they are guilty of a capital offense." (NLT)

Leviticus 18:22
"Do not practice homosexuality, having sex with another man as with a woman. It is a detestable sin." (NLT)

No room for that 'other' practice mentioned in Leviticus I see ?
You know the Teaching From God that says Women having a period are 'Unclean'.
As you will know it carries on to say that any Man 'Touching' said "filthy creature" or Wife.
HAS to lay down by himself in a darkened room lest he spread this 'contamination' !
You'd wonder why Men put themselves at such Risk ie having sex with Women in the first place ?
Jesus Christ just wanted Everyone to get along back in his day.
He'd be called a Terrorist by some of todays 'Religious & State Leaders'.
Prostitutes and Tax-Collectors have been Universally hated as much if not more than Homosexuals.
Yet this Jesus chap had dinner with them and washed their feet.
So he'd be Very Disappointed and Upset that you were appropriating his Teachings to fit your own Mean Spirited and Blinkered view of the world.
 Natural 'Use' of women = aye right !
That's another thing = he'd be a feminist and tell you - you were WRONG on that score as well.
Christian ?
You couldn't even spell it m8 !
When you've done ALL you can to help The Poor, The Starving and The Needy then maybe read some other 'bits' of The Bible.
You will see what an idiot you are.
ps
What is someone so twisted-ly Catholic doing reading these Queer pages in the first place ?

So does this site allow the kind of nasty discrimination in the comments because it gets more comments? Do you not think it bothers your fans who come to read your material and then leave feeling gay bashed? Can you not respect us enough to ban or delete such castigating and putrid commentary?

IT'S CALLED FREEDOM OF SPEECH, YA FRUITCUP!   DEAL WITH IT!

AND PLEASE REPENT OF YOUR GAY SINS!  AMEN!!

SINCERELY,

THE DESTROYER OF ALL THINGS GAY

Dear Dr. Laura: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination... End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them. 1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? 2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? 3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense. 4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? 5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath.Exodus 35:2. clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it? 6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination? 7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle- room here? 8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die? 9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? 10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

You see, all those Christians do not like to be remembered of the whole part of Leviticus. On Fridays they eat Shellfish instead of meet and think they do the right thing. Or they dress with a short made of Cotton/Nylon. But they forget what God told in Leviticus. He does not like neither Shellfish nor mixed textures. It is enough to them to know that one sentence about homosexuality. They never consider it is wrong interpreteted or wrong translatet. Christians form their world they way they need. Not the way it should be what their Jesus spoke about. And where Jesus spoke about love, they change that word into "hate". Funny in a way. Creepy in an other one.

rot in hell you hateful piece of garbage, go check on your mom since I fucked her senseless

Just curious...Makes no difference to me at all...Is this a gay site..and who is this Destroyer Dick.

I used to work at the Hollywood "y" as the token str8 Guy and this guy sounds like he should just get over it and come out of whatever closet he is in...

Love to the rest of you.....

When I worked there I had the pleasure of knowing John Wilborn...for all you young Queens out there , he was in the film Surfs Up. 1980's Porn Classic.

To all those who comment spouting vitriol and troll-like sentiments I have one thing to say: Hugs - you clearly need them! :D

My loony book of Bronze Age fables says all of you are naughty, so it must be true. Please, oh please consider cannibalizing an Iron Age human (?) sacrifice, bathing in his blood, then wearing his execution device around your neck so you can be moral and pure like me.

Who give a fuck most brother have big dicks. I got a good 111/2 .

can i get your number?

Yours sounds way bigger and better

GAYS ARE FILTHY DISGUSTING ANIMALS THAT MUST BE DESTROYED BY THE ALL-CONSUMING, SOUL-EVAPORATING HELLFIRES!!!

SO SAYETH THE LORD....AMEN!   

It is interesting how brave you are when you are anonymous, I would love to see the real you and what a pussy you are in reality. It doesn't take much bravery  to spill your hateful, bigoted comments on people when you keep your identity anonymous., so come on and reveal your identity you coward.

Yet you're on a gay website.. See this is what happens after you masturbate and feel guilty. We're on to youuu love.

PISS OFF - shitfly

Oh for heaven's sake, get over yourself.  That ain't so and you know it.

"So sayeth the Lord"??? Someone's been watching a Porky's movie marathon again! LOL

As we say here in the American South... "Bless your heart!"

And as WE say here on the East Coast to the Faggies:

May you choke to death on the next dick you chomp on :)

stop trolling gay sites clicking on links of stories about cocks. seriously, do you understand the meaning of irony to fool??!!

If you see a vagina you would be doing the same thing.  What is the difference?  It is called LUST - Men are pigs by nature and we love what we love... Even if you are married, you would have been unfaithful to your wife.  The Lord (Jesus) NEVER said anything about gays.

Don't think "The Lord" has any plan to destroy us.  We are still here, always have been and will be.  Go find something else to hate on, like yourself....or maybe that's the problem, stop hating yourself.

To The Destroyer,

If you are truly God fearing, you really need to think about how you use his name. You're not going to keep getting second chances to correct your behavior. 

MAKE SURE TO LET GIL1971 KNOW THIS AS WELL!

Gil1971 - August 9, 2014

Hey Destroyer... Fuck you and FUCK The Lord

Oh honey. Why are you on a gay website? Because you're gay, Blanche! Really, really gay.

Hey Destroyer... Fuck you and FUCK The Lord

Gil1971,

You are truly a waste of skin and most certainly an ungodly, filthy animal.

In time you will see the error of your gay ways..your insisted indulgence in unspeakable same sex acts will serve to exile you in the fiery pits of Hell.

May you roast, scream and burn for all eternity

Signed,

The Destroyer of Fags

And yet he cruises gay publications...

To find the disgusting gay animal, The Destroyer of ALL Fags must unfortunately venture into:

The Lions Den" (or perhaps more aptly stated "The land of Fairies, Fruitcakes, and Sexual Deviants")

i.e, If my thought was to destroy a lot of fags in one place, I would need to find a fruitcake bar or club to plant explosives at.

Capiche?

Pahahahaha think homeland security would be interested in u seeing as you plan on planting explosives in bars!!!!

Nobody invited you here.

MANOJ,

NO ONE INVITED YOU EITHER...

IT'S TRULY A SHAME THAT AS AN INDIAN MAN, YOU CHOOSE TO BE A NASTY FAG.

THERE ARE SO MANY BEAUTIFUL INDIAN WOMEN THAT YOU ARE PASSING UP TO BE THIS PERVERTED FAIRY BOY.  SMH IN DISGUST.

NOT TOO LATE TO REPENT AND BURY YOUR HEAD INTO SOME SWEEET INDIAN POONTANG!!!

SINCERELY,

THE DESTROYER

lets just say if i knew who you were, you would be dead by the sound of my gun in the back of your head, dumb fucking cunt.  You're a walking contradiction, a parody of yourself.  You're a living joke, not even worth laughing at because you'll be dead in seconds.

WOW!  AREN'T YOU THE INTERNET WANNA-BE TOUGH FAGGIE AND KEYBOARD FAIRY QUEEN!  LMFAO!

SO YOU PUT YOUR LITTLE WEINER SCHTNEIZEL INTO ANOTHER MAN'S ASS AT NIGHT AND MAGICALLY BECOME A PSYCHOTIC GUN-TOTING MANIAC ON THE STREETS DURING THE DAY?  (ALMOST LIKE A GAY VERSION OF CHARLES BRONSON IN "DEATH WISH" OR "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN MEETS RAMBO, HUH?) 

BETTER BRING A PRIEST, SO YOU CAN REPENT WITH YOUR DYING BREATH, FRUITY BOY!

bahahahahahahhahahaha!!

SINCERELY,

THE DESTOYER OF ALL THINGS GAY

You need therapy...or just come out of the closet.

MOTHERFUCKER PLEASE STFU.

YOU BEING THE MENTALLY DERANGED AND ABNORMAL FAGGOT ARE THE ONE IN DESPERATE NEED OF THERAPY, NOT I.

TYPICAL IDIOTIC GAY DEFENSE MECHANISM RESPONSE WITH "....OR JUST COME OUT OF THE CLOSET".

SORRY JACKASS, BUT I LOVE WOMEN AND AM HETERO FOR LIFE! 

REPENT AND CAST ASIDE THE HORRIBLE BURDEN OF BEING SHUNNED AND LOOKED DOWN UPON BY SOCIETY. 

CAN I GET AN AMEN?  :)

Something tells me that "The Destroyer" is not only a closeted gay but also ugly, you know? and not just inside but also outside so Thank THE "LORD" that he is closeted 'cause we, The Gays don't hung out with ugly rotten people. Oh and again FUCK the " destroyer" and his lord. Kisses :)

YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS ARE HILARIOUS!!

IT NEVER FAILS...YOU PUTRID & DISGUSTING GIRLY MEN ALWAYS USED THE SAME TIRED OLD COMEBACK AS A DEFENSE MECHANISM WHEN A HETERO CONFRONTS YOU ABOUT YOUR UNGODLY AND ABNORMAL SEXUAL BEHAVIORS:

"YOU MUST BE A CLOSET CASE QUEER AND ASHAMED...BLAH FUCKING BLAH BLAH!!"

BUT YOU WOULD BE DEAD FUCKING W-R-O-N-G. 

THERE IS NOTHING MORE APPEALING AND SENSOUS AS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN...IT'S TRULY A SHAME THAT YOU (ALL OF YOU) FAIL TO SEE AND APPRECIATE THEM AS HETEROS DO.

VERY INTRIQUING HOW FAGS ARE SO QUICK TO DENOUNCE GOD AND SAY THAT HE DOESN'T EXIST AS WELL.

PERHAPS BECAUSE THE BIBLE CLEARLY STATES THAT HOMOSEXUALITY IS PROHIBITED:

Chapters 18 and 20 of Leviticus, which form part of the Holiness code and list prohibited forms of intercourse, contain the following verses:

  • "You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination."[4]
  • "If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them."[5]

When is your 5th Birthday ?

you obviously don't get it. no one believes in your religious bullshit so the words of some imaginary goat Shepard living in the desert 2000 years ago have no effect. you may as well be quoting lines from harry potter. what on earth are you doing on a gay site you lonely psychotic fool. jealous much?

Perhaps if you would scroll up, you would find out WHY I'm here.

I am the destined Destroyer of ALL things Gay, therefore I must destroy the vermin WHERE they live....Kind of like seeking out a wasp's nest to kill a bunch of wasps.

Capiche, dumbass??

GAYS ARE EVIL AND MUST BE DESTROYED...BY THE FIRES OF HELL, BY THE FLAMES OF HELL....GAYS MUST PERISH TO CLEANSE SOCIETY OF ITS SEXUAL DEVIANCE.

I just have one thing to point out after I make sure u understand this first... I am a hetero female... Now may I point out to u that God created us all... Hetero, Homo, bi, female, male, black, Caucasian, Latin, Indian, Asian, short, tall, thin, obese, strong, weak, intelligent, and obviously in ur case, ignorant!!!!!! God does not make mistakes!!! Even when he made u.... And also remember the bible is a compilation of fictitious stories to teach us all the good and bad of our decisions... A guide book, so to say, of how to and how not to treat our fellow humans and the consequences of those choices... So to quote scripture, "Judge not, lest ye yourself be judged"
Please leave the judgement up to the only one that has the right to place judgement on each and everyone one of us when our individual time comes!!!!

You're an abomination! First of all, the book of Leviticus is from an old testament, Jesus has already overruled that:

Jesus replied: “'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.' This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: 'Love your neighbor as yourself.' All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”

If you truly believe in the teachings of the bible, then you are going to rot in hell for breaking this commandment. You also neglected the fact that 90% of what you wrote in this page are against the teachings in the bible. 

By the way, you are a good example of what religion does to people and that's why I left the church. 

I stopped believing in imaginary people when i was 5. I'm not gay but i totally support it, and you sir are quoting bullshit from an imaginary person. Imaginary consequences from imaginary people, do what you want people - none of it matters.

I think "The Destroyer"is sexy. I would fuck "The Destroyer"'while he reads the bible and would use a cross as a dildo. Hey "Destroyer"!!! does that turn you on? Just say when and where.... love ya

Niggers being niggers. Ever stop to think that this was staged? He has an artificial piece stuffed in his pants for publicity.

Niggers typically have big dicks, as their brain sizes are so small, but not this big.

Alright, Princess Tinymeat. Enough of that.

You seem nice. I'm sure life is going your way. 

I pray that the Lord God has mercy on you for your ignorance. Despite what you may think of this particular incident and/or actor there is no need to demoralize or insult an entire race. My initial reaction was to go in on you for your comments but my merciful and forgiving god asked my heart to overlook your short comings and ask the lord to come into your life. So with that I say be blessed whoever you are because your choice to post anonymous in my opinion shows the shame you feel in yourself as well.

I think he's being modest ... A mic wire does not have a end on it that looks like a head of a ...  You know..

Yummy is all I can say!!!!!!!!!

Now I remember why I stopped reading Instinct Mag. It wasn't because of the writing, it was because of the douchebag comments.

There is something wrong with some of you fags. You only think about one thing. It's really quite sad.

Bitch please. What the fuck you come here for, Wardel? CLOSET CASE.

Sister Wardell is here to JUDGE

Everyone please rise and flip her a bird

I'm sure you NEVER think about the va-jay-jay. Look up the word hypocrite. That's what's truly sad...

Give it a break, all u fucking size queen .... before u tend to judge some one by their looks , race or size.... The beauty it within the person.
why dont u take a good look in the mirror you shallow bitches who care how the phot got here. Enjoy or move on

It's a mic you sibbering idiots.

haterz he's not gorgeous why cause he's black go away  pretentious QUEENS!

If you zoom in on the 1st pic second row you can see his real bulge clear as day. I can tell it hangs left and uncut. Your welcome.

Ew.  Just ... ew.  Really.  Instinct has finally hit rock bottom.

i cant believe they post that shit here. do they really thought were gonna believe thats his dick? besides he's not good looking to get turned on anyways. waste of time.

That is NOT his penis...

it's just something in his pocket

it looks more like he has something in his pocket, and the fabric is pulled down to that point. 

Its photoshopped

Well only who fucks him will kno.. Won't we. Y'all motherfuckers needs too stop hating, just because his dick is bigger than urs. C'mon now ppls. As u already kno black men come wid a heavy package. #stophating#

LOL you're so full of shit! I've seen plenty of black men with average 6 inch cocks...don't feed into the rumors ;)

Once.  I mean it, Once. Many years ago.  I was very drunk.  Picked up a black guy, 'Cause they're all HUGE, right?  I swear, smaller than my thumb.  And the rest of him, ugly as a fence post.  Never again. It's a lie.  Made up just for us and really stupid white women.

I love how you had to justify that you hooked up with a black guy because you were really drunk. Go f*ck yourself, you racist piece of sh*t.

He isn't gorgeous!!!!.... And Eww!!.... This is clearly a Photoshop pic!!!!

Still one of the sexiest Black men to me

it appears to me his member is clearly hanging to his left. looks pretty normal to me.

Yup, that's it.  Is that half a roll of Tums in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

When he is wearing flip flops he is filming a scene with a close up and with shoes it's the long shot. Actors do that all the time

Really you are paying attention to the SHOES?

I'm with you Ivan;

REALLY!

@looking at his Feet?

GASP!!!

Please explain why in some shots he has Flip flops on and in other he has Black shoes......someone photo-shopped something!

 

Absolutely! Photoshopped! ...I work as a photo editor and I am telling you, this is SO EASY to do. ...The photos don't make sense on many levels. Jon Hamm's is fake too. I promise you! (At least the famous shots in the gray pants are fake.) There is a certain type of blurriness that is just around the edges of the "penis" at large. The lighting is skewed too, just on the sweet-spot. I assure you, it is an easy thing to do, and it gets these actors a whole lot of free publicity. It is unquestionable to me. Most of these "big-bulgled celebrities" pictures are 100% fake. 

It's annoying when they try to fake us out so much. It is desperate too. 

Umm. I think you might needed to retain in your chosen field of work then. He quite clearly dressed to the left, and that quote clearly isn't photoshopped - he had something in his pocket. Goodness, if the pros can't even figure stuff like this out, then there's no wonder the internet gets it wrong.

Who says he posted these pics? Someone probably stole them off a sight and 'shopped them

holy fuck

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