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Hate Group Leader Wants Southern CA To Secede From Northern CA Following Marriage Equality

The definition of "sore loser" can be found in Robert Knight of the American Civil Rights Union (don't be fooled by that beguiling trickster of a name: they're anti-gay through and through). Following the rightful return of marriage equality to California, Knight and his group have demanded that Northern and Southern California split into two: one that abides by American principles of equality for all people; another that doesn't 

"By accusing backers of traditional marriage of being motivated only by animus against homosexuals, the U.S. Supreme Court has become the most prominent hate group in the country," said Knight. "Judge Walker’s ruling applies only to the Northern District of California, leaving the rest of the state’s law intact. This gives Southern Californians more incentive to push secession. For years, sensible Southland folks have wanted not to reside in a state represented in Washington by Rep. Nancy Pelosi or in Sacramento by Gov. Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown. There would have to be a gerrymander, with Hollywood joining the north, but politicians are good at this. I hope they can pull it off, but I wonder where the rest of us are going to live when mere belief in the biblical definition of marriage is grounds for civil action and eventually criminal prosecution? It’s not as if we can trust the courts to give us justice."

The gay gay GAY areas of Palm Springs, Laguna, San Diego are included in Knight's secession plans. 


"Red is the color of Sex, Red it the color of Danger and Red is the color of signs that say "DO NOT ENTER!". Three of my favorite things!" -Lola, Kinky Boots

It is appropriate that those counties are colored red, which is the color of Hell and its primary occupant.

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