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Scott 'Kill The Gays' Lively Is Running For Governor Of Massachusetts

Clearly displaying a complete disconnect from reality, evangelist Scott Lively--who played a key supporting role in the promotion of Uganda's "Kill The Gays" bill and was sued for committing "crimes against humanity"--has decided to run for Governor of Massachusetts.

Good luck with that, Scott. 

Lively published the following statement on his website:

"After long contemplation and prayer I am convinced that I should run for Governor of Massachusetts. I will run as an independent. The people of this state need a candidate who can clearly and unapologetically articulate Biblical values without fear or compromise. They need a candidate who will tell the simple truth that abortion is murder, and homosexuality is condemned by God (but that Jesus forgives and heals those who repent). That parents and not the state have authority over their children, because government is our servant and not our master. That socialism is slavery and humanism breeds corruption. But mostly they need a leader who will remind the people that Massachusetts was founded upon Jesus Christ and the Bible and that our future security and prosperity depend on restoring our trust in Him."

Yep. We're sure this will go over well. 

Happy campaigning!


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Here's hoping that he bankrupts himself in the process of campaigning so we don't ever have to hear from him again.

And next, he'll lead his flock into a deep, dark cave to avoid a prophesied apocalypse just like that nut-job from Poltergiest II.

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