Rabbi Bans Soy Because It Makes You Gay
Soy makes you gay? Someone send a tofu burger in the direction of Jake Gyllenhaal please.
…ordered students to stay away from any food containing soy because even eating a soy based product just once a week can cause unwanted arousal.
Officials at the school believe that soy based products contain harmful hormones that damage the spirituality of students by accelerating sexual maturity.
We now believe that soy should become a regular part of every man's diet plan.
*We reserve the right to decide which men should NOT get any soy to eat.*