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Michael Fassbender Wants You To Stop Talking About His Penis

Following Jon Hamm's big lead, the well-endowed Michael Fassbender has begged the Internet to leave his penis alone. Yes, we've all spent hours in a Google Image search checking out stills of his infamous and plentiful nude scenes, but we must erase it from our memory banks and focus on Michael's other talents. Because the world would never sexualize a female actress in the same way, or something. 

Michael tells Elle UK:

“It wouldn’t be acceptable it would be seen as sexual harassment, people saying [to an actress], Your vagina … You know? … I’m insecure, of course I am. But that was just a matter of me going, OK and just getting naked … I’ve never really thought of myself as good looking. I think of myself as, you know, alright … I used to have bad acne as a teenager, so all of this is a bonus now, the fact that I don’t have pimples any more…And my hair was also, you know, unfortunate. I had really long hair. I mean, I tied it back most of the time, but I had all these frizzy bits coming off the top.”

What do you think of Michael's request?


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Sorry, Michael, as they say: the genie is already out of the bottle. In this case your pants...

This is sorta like asking me not to think about elephants. *searches for pictures of elephants*

Michael, besides of being an amazing actor, you are the GOD of Cinematic Sex, so please, shut up!! And when he says "I’ve never really thought of myself as good looking" WTF man!! you're freaking GORGEOUS! A FUCKING SEXY DADDY!! a BONER RISER!! he's psycho smile makes us melt!! He has a perfect ripped body proportions! Also.. the people who talks about his penis is the people who loves him! therefore, SHUT UP MICHAEL!

I want Americans to Know that there are Loads of Sexy Men out there who aren't circumcised. The USA has the highest Circ rates in the world. Being a German Michael's Penis is Natural-Unaltered

Damn I can totally admit that I have looked for photos of his penis on multiple occasions. I love watching the animated GIF from SHAME. I think hes a total Stud

Please share said link of GIF file.  Why am I just now learning about this full frontal scene?


If you HATE it so much...keep your clothes on and wear briefs out in public......(MUCH to my dismay)

Just in case anyone is wondering, his penis became famous in his 2011 movie "Shame" where he plays a sex addict.

I like to talk about his penis and his Butt!!! :-)

 He is so Cute!!

I like to talk about his penis and his Butt!!! :-)

 He is so Cute!!

Such a rough problem to face. :/

Lol! You're hot Michael! Deal with it!

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