New Church Looks Like A Giant Penis From Above
Updated October 31, 12:30 p.m. pst
At least the congregation has a sense of humor about their newfound Internet fame! In a status update posted to the church's Facebook page, its moderators write: "Giant fig leaf coming soon."
We salute you, Dixon church. Well done.
A new Christian Science Church in Dixon, Illinois (yes, Dixon) has gifted the heavens with quite the view.
Though the church remains nondescript at ground-level, the congregations' new gathering place takes on an entirely different and distinct shape when viewed from above, whether you're looking down from plane, satellite or Pearly Gates.
It even has its own bush!
It all starts to make some sort of cosmic sense when you take a look at the congregation's slogan: "Rising up."
Rising up, indeed.