Jeffree Star Takes Our Pop Quiz! PDF Print
Written by Alexander Cho - Photo by Amanda Brooks | Wednesday, 01 August 2007

Meet Jeffree Star, girl-boy queer plastic adolescent icon, friends with more than half a million people on MySpace (myspace.com/jeffreestar), and self-proclaimed “Queen of the Beautifuls.” The kids like him because he’s a brazen, in-your-face outsider. We like him because he is redefining what celebrity means in the Internet era (his indie EP was number one on the iTunes dance charts when it launched a few months back) and he sings about making straight boys guess again. Something told us he’d be a juicy pop quiz.

1. Choose one: Kate Moss or Naomi Campbell?
JEFFREE STAR: Coke whore or dumb whore? They’re both gorgeous when they’re Photoshopped to death and on a billboard, but I’d rather choose myself because I’d look better wearing Louis Vuitton and I wouldn’t throw my cell phone at anyone. I’d use my fist.

2. What would we find on your backstage rider while you are on tour?
Besides nude men and pink MAC lipstick, I always ask for diet water and crackers so all my dancers and friends can starve with me.

3. Who is the most famous person you have met?
Does looking in the mirror count?

4. When seducing straight boys, what are the three most important things to know?
1. Make sure their girlfriends and/or wives are not around, because even if a straight boy wants you, he won’t show it in front of his girl unless he’s really into you—and that turns me on.
2. Men in general don’t always show their feelings, so even if a guy acts like he’s not interested, he always is. In my world, at least.
3. I never try too hard to get a straight guy to like me. I wait until they come to me. Because you never know if they wanna try another guy out until they ask for it. So be careful; you don’t want any awkwardness.


5. Who would you rather party with?
a. Lindsay
b. Britney
c. Paris
d. Beth Ditto
Lindsay. Who wouldn’t wanna party with a drug addict who cuts her wrists and crashes cars? Those are the best qualities anyone could have. Beth Ditto is amazing, though—she’s the only real person on this list.

6. If you were the model for a major fashion house, which would it be?
Christian Dior. All the ads always look airbrushed and plastic, which I can obviously relate to. A little diffused glow and couture does a body good.

 

7. Choose one:
a. Jennifer Lopez
b. Jennifer Tilly
c. Jennifer Hudson
d. Jennifer Aniston
They all make me sick, but Jennifer Lopez was cool for five seconds when she covered her whole body in rhinestones for a music video. That’s the only time I liked her. Oh, and Jennifer Aniston looks like my dad.

8. Red carpet run-in! You are at a high-profile event and you see a “straight” male celebrity you’ve hooked up with. What do you do?
Text him and say “Meet me in the bathroom, motherfucker,” and then have sex before I accept my Grammy.

9. Which celebrity would benefit the most from your makeup skills?
Britney Spears needs to hire me ASAP. Her Wal-Mart stripper looks are really degrading, and I only hope that she calls me up soon so I can give her a makeover. Her career needs me.

10. If you are the Queen of the Beautifuls, who is the king?
I’m still searching. Please e-mail me if you’d like to apply.

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written by CHARLA, August 02, 2007
I LOVE JEFFREE STAR U ROCK MY WORLD!!!!=D
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written by imdavidbangme, August 04, 2007
I'd be the best king for Ms Queen of the Beautifuls. Everytime i read about Jeffree i only want to know more. And i just want to actually talk to Jeffree, face to face, and tell Jeffree how incredibly jealous I am of the right hue of pink on her lips.
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written by ggs] Dustin, August 14, 2007
i will be her king every time i see and or read about her i want more look at my myspace biatch myspace.com/when_broken

email me jeffree my name is Dustin memorize it whore
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written by Eric, August 21, 2007
lol betch, you dont have a chance hun ^
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written by alexander, August 22, 2007
I love how anyone with a myspace page thinks they can be a celebrity. keep worshiping your talentless queen, bitches.
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written by Sarah Marie Jones, September 02, 2007
jayden tyler is the king of the beautifuls duh
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written by fuckmecunt, March 14, 2008
omg i love jeffree star!!!!
fuckin awsum dude
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written by Ashley, April 22, 2008
Jeffree Star is sooooo cool. I know this is pretty old, but hey. I will still comment. People hate on him, just because he likes himself. Seriously, I look up to him. He is who he is, and not afraid to show it. =] Jeffree Star rocks, forever and ever.
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written by Peanut0535, June 18, 2008
hah.. You know Ive seen the youtube interviews, Ive read the reviews and all I can think is, he is just fucking astounding. He seems like a total sweetheart with an amazing sence of humour, not to meantion 120% fuckable.

I wanna meet jeffree star

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