Stephen Colbert continues to bring his own brand of genius to cable.

Here he gives his own analysis of Jesus's views on homosexuality. (Jesus was apparently so filled with rage over the gays that it left him speechless...)

Vid after the jump!

The ultimate fetish weekend may still be a few months away, but the folks behind Folsom Street Fair are already suiting up for San Francisco’s biggest freak (in the best possible way!) festival. Follow the jump to see this year’s eye-popping promo poster and video. (Warning: slightly NSFW)

Sure, she had a baby and all, but it’s still be way too long since we had a new Alanis album. And while the new disc may not be dropping until late August, we now officially have the first single! Listen to “Guardian” after the jump.

Too soon?

Lifetime has picked up The Houston Family Chronicles, an all-new docu-series that will follow the lives of the late Whitney Houston’s family, led by Pat Houston, Whitney’s sister-in-law and manager, and including Pat’s daughter Rayah, Whitney’s brother Gary, daughter Bobbi Kristina and mother, Grammy Award-winning singer Cissy Houston. 

More after the jump.

Kristen Wiig, you're needed!

This video is our new favorite thing, if only because we've never seen anyone presented in such unfiltered, batsh*t glory!

Meet Jane Skrovota.

She's too delicate to say the word "penis," but she's certainly willing to give a graphic (and inaccurate) depiction of anal sex. Also lesbians have all been raped via Rohypnol and Judas was a homo. Oh and Whitney Houston was murdered. Apparently.

Sit back and watch this genius after the jump!

MSNBC's Chris Matthews and Congressman Barney Frank got into it with Family Research Council head, Tony Perkins, regarding same-sex marriage, but what may have been even more interesting was Perkin's impliication that sexual orientation was a result of bad parenting and other "environmental factors."

Apparently it's not likely that his kids will be gay because he and his wife are teaching their kids how to "properly interact" in society.

Check out this brilliance after the jump.

The Gossip frontwoman, Beth Ditto has big news...

She's getting married to her partner, Kristen!

Details after the jump!

Tennis superstar Serena Williams has always talked a big game (and had the skills on the court to back it up), but now she's rapping one too.

Check out this sample from a recently surfaced track that Serena apparently recorded at B Major Music Group's Florida recording studio last year.

Track after the jump!

Republican members of the House Armed Services Committee are doing their best to ensure that gay servicemembers continue to feel like second class citizens.

The Armed Services Committee approved an amendment to the National Defense Authorization Act that would ban military bases from hosting marriages or "marriage-like ceremonies" between same-sex couples.

More after the jump.

And John Travolta's week continues to get worse...

RadarOnline is reporting that a third man has come forward accusing Travolta of sexual harassment.

We previously reported on lawsuits filed by two other men accusing Travolta of sexual battery and harassment.

Details after the jump.

Gay Republican Sheriff Paul Babeu has decided to end his Congressional campaign in Arizona

More after the jump.

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