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The 2018 Razzie Nominations Are Here!

The 2018 Razzie Nominations Are Here!

Who Tanked In 2017?

Yes, today the Oscar nominations were released so plenty of your favorite stars and their fans are crying and taking to social media with their favorite GIFs. That’s all fine and dandy, but let’s be honest: Does anyone really care about the Oscars anymore? I’m certain the Award Show is going to fake diversity for the sake of the media and every other punchline will be something against the Trump Administration. Believe in me, I’m game to look down on the current White House as much as the next millennial liberal, but I’m just…sigh- over it! What’s better than the Oscars? Yes, you’ve guessed it: The Razzies! The Razzies are awards that go to the most awful performances, writers, and everything in between. With special thanks to Entertainment Weekly, we have the nominations, but let’s take on the most fun ones! For clarity, Fifty Shades Darker, The Mummy, Boo 2!: A Madea Halloween, and The Emoji Movie take the cake with the most nominations. Come check them out along with my take on the obvious eventual winner:



The Emoji Movie

Fifty Shades Darker

The Mummy (LIKELY WINNER! This film ruined an entire “Monster” franchise. Plus, Tom Cruise is an easy target!)

Transformers: The Last Knight


Katherine Heigl / Unforgettable

Dakota Johnson / Fifty Shades Darker

Jennifer Lawrence / mother! (LIKELY WINNER! Lawrence has been on a media spiral and I think this is going to be the another thorn in her side to make her go crazy. Time’s Up, JLaw.)

Tyler Perry / Boo 2!: A Madea Halloween

Emma Watson / The Circle


Tom Cruise / The Mummy (LIKELY WINNER! Clearly a shot to his ego! He’ll take it home)

Johnny Depp / Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Jamie Dornan / Fifty Shades Darker

Zac Efron / Baywatch

Mark Wahlberg / Daddy’s Home 2 & Transformers: The Last Knight


Any Combination of Two Characters, Two Sex Toys or Two Sexual Positions / Fifty Shades Darker

Any Combination of Two Humans, Two Robots or Two Explosions / Transformers: The Last Knight

Any Two Obnoxious Emojis / The Emoji Movie

Johnny Depp & His Worn Out Drunk Routine / Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (LIKELY WINNER!)

Tyler Perry & Either The Ratty Old Dress or Worn Out Wig / Boo 2!: A Madea Halloween

The losers winners of The Razies are announced on March 3rd, so please stay tuned for my next Razzie post. Isn’t it always the best when someone can poke fun at themselves and actually accepts the award!? Come on, Halle Berry is so much cooler for accepting the Worst Actress Razzie in 2004 for her performance in the god awful Catwoman. And- yep! YouTube has the clip. Check it out below:

If you want to check out all of the 2018 Razzie nominations, head here!