Armie Hammer Deals With Something Cumbersome In The Shower

 

And no, it's not his hammer! Call Me By Your Name heartthrob Armie Hammer buys his thirst traps in bulk, and is merciless in the sheer number of them that he sets up on Instagram. Ya got me Armie! Now come over and untangle mama. Hm, I don't really know what that means, but I do know that Hammer never misses an opportunity to get his fans fantasizing about his sexy bod, and this latest tease is no exception!

Hammer stands at 6' 5", and while I hardly consider gorgeous, tall, stacked men to be a marginalized group, his height definitely appears to get in the way of his shower time fun. In a new Instagram video, Armie solemnly flashes his baby blues as the large new shower filter purchased by his wife bypasses his head almost entirely! Silly billy. He captions the photo:

Wife: I put a new filter system in the shower. You’ll barely notice it.

Me: ....

 

 

Wife: I put a new filter system in the shower. You’ll barely notice it. Me: ....

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Women. Bleh. In trying to better her household, Hammer's wife slightly inconvenienced him, so, bye gurl bye! In addition to playing a gay man in Call Me By Your Name, Hammer will now play one in the flick Final Portrait, and I can't help but think that his relentless shirtless Instagram pictures don't hurt his clout with the gay community. I mean here I am. Right now. Ensnared in the trap. Helpless. A damsel in distressed jeans. Save me Armie!

 

 

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