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Ben Affleck Jokes About His "Big D-ck" At Producers Awards

Any doubt fanboys may have had about Ben Affleck playing Batman should've been put to rest on Sunday night. At the 25th Annual Producers Guild Of America Awards, Chuck Lorre (Two And A Half Men mega-producer) said that Ben fills the role nicely (and literally) after using the urinal next to him in the bathroom. 

"Yes I peeked," Chuck said to laughs. "And yes, Comic Con, he can play Batman."

Later, Ben himself took the podium and had this to say about Chuck's comment:

"I was at the bar briefly, and I came back to my seat and somebody said, ‘You know, there was a guy up on stage who said you have a big dick,'" the Oscar winner joked to the audience. "I was like, ‘You know, isn't that always how is goes? The one time it happens and I miss it!' Thank you very much. Whoever you are, God bless you. I'm often confused with Matt Damon but rarely with Michael Fassbender, so..."

(Via E! Online)


He'll be great. Bruce Wayne is a southie boston jackass right? Ben Affleck plays those perfectly!

Oh, wait.....

Not like Christian Bale was some incredible batman. Ben Affleck would do it better, but the choice is still disappointing because Ben is so friendly gentle and comedic. He may still surprise us, you never know. They probably saw something from Ben that we have not seen yet.

If a British child actor named Christian Bale can play Batman successfully, Ben Affleck can. He was awesome in his underrated Daredevil role.

Ben Affleck failed as one superhero and I don't think that Chuck Lorre is right.  I think they are covering their asses by trying to promote him as Batman due to the outcry from fans and the public. He can make comedic jokes about Ben's Dick and they can create whatever camo to cover the fact that he is not what the public or the fans want in this role.  Having a known name to the title role and one that has an Oscar dragging behind him will not guarantee box office or the authenticity of the movie.  This role has been plagued and cursed with bad actors who are reminicent of the 1967 writing and acting of the original TV series.  We are not looking for any more Kamp Batmen to fill the role.  Christian Bale left us in a good place with the character, the lore and the role.  Please continue in that regard, anything else will prove to cut off their dicks to spite their asses.

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