Brooklyn Bar Hosting Tiny Penis Contest

King's County Bar in Brooklyn, NY has confirmed that it is indeed hosting a "tiniest penis contest" Saturday afternoon. 

From Gothamist:

Organizers at Kings County Bar confirmed with us yesterday that this is really happening: "The contest is absolutely happening this Saturday. Time has been moved up slightly, so we are anticipating starting between 3-4pm (doors will open to the public at 2pm). There are currently 12 contestants." Also, they expect a crowd, so get there early if you want to get a good view. Please be advised, the tiny penises may be covered by underwear, as nudity is not required. That underwear, however, will be made wet with water guns.

There was no max size requirement for the contest, and our sources tell us probably half will be swiftly eliminated—so prepare to heckle the show-offs. When we spoke to one organizer, Aimee Arciuolo, in May, she told us: "I do expect there will be a few giant dicks that come to show off, but if they are over eight inches they will be disqualified and forced to buy a round for the judges."

So anything under eight inches qualifies as a tiniest penis competitor? Most men in NYC could enter, going by those odds. 

(Image: Bushwick Daily)