Bryan Hawn (& His Butt) Parodies VV Brown's 'Shark In The Water' (NSFW)

Bryan Hawn's parody of VV Brown's "Shark In The Water" makes it clear that the man comes with his own built in flotation device.

Bryan--and his bum--are in full display in this latest effort, which is sure to give you more of a perk than your morning coffee...

Watch! (NSFW)

 

(H/T: BoyCulture)

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I think all of what you have to say is very interesting and a fascinating study in gay culture....(I'm embarrassed)  for myself and my people, but mostly for the people who find it neccesary to leave a negative comment about one who obviously been kissed by an angel.

Brian Hawn is a ridiculously funny, SUPER HOT guy that has so much fun with his messages.  I think he is not just FINE, but pretty brilliant. I am a very successful, very educated bussiness owner and I would enjoy this man's company ANYTIME.  

I NEVER post a thing!  But this cute fucker's shit gives me a raging hard on and makes me smile and laugh out loud.   

Hey, rude, envious, jaded and hateful boys, Don't you remember??? (at all?)  how great it was to be young and beautiful?  Shame on you.  Give LOVE

It seems that GAYS are one of the only groups that insistently tear down their own kind. You have BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS GUY with a GREAT ASS and a great sense of humor and you see how much jealousy oozes out. 

The truth is: EVERY Single Hater writing on here would probably scare away all wildlife within 10 miles due to the horror site of what they would look like in a speedo LOL

too nilly for my taste

your taste is obviously whack. lol This man is a GREEK ADONIS. 

why is he hot? because he has a gym body? him and a billion other men. Gym bodies are not enough to make someone hot. What makes him stick out, for me, is that he has a nice ass and shows it off on a public beach in a jockstrap.  

So he's not hot because he has a gym body (like 1 in 7 people on the planet, allegedly), because gym bodies are not enough to be hot. He's hot because he has a shelf butt that he shows off in small, revealing underwear.

Because no one with a gym body ever shows off on a beach in small, revealing outfits. And definitely not gay men.

#FireIsland #Provincetown #Rehoboth #GayLogic2014 #ButtsMakeMeSoundDumb

There's a reason why this guy is on EVERY GAY BLOG almost every month and has millions of views and thousands of subscribers. IT is not an accident. If you want to pretend that he is just another gym body, you need a new prescription for your glasses. This guy might as well been designed by a gay rocket scientist. HE is PERFECT, and the attention he is getting for his beautiful physique if a force to be reckoned with, because there are hundreds of hot guy videos and pictures posted every day, but they aren't blowing up on the internet with millions of views and on EVERY SINGLE GAY blog from here to CHINA. time to face the obvious. you Not seeing what the rest of the world so clearly IS. Don't be blinded by ENVY, jealousy is not a cute look sweetie.

He can sit on my face for days he's fine as hell

Beautiful ass to rimm till he creams

As Ru would put it - "quit relying on that body." Amazing body, but zero talent. ::yawn::

awww... are you sad that its not you millions of people are talking about. It's ok sweet heart. Lay of the crystal meth and get your ass in the gym and then we will discuss your ideas about what talent is... ok bye bye now

At least Courtney has talent

Beautiful lip sync of Boy is a Bottom!

If you're going to Lip Sync to a Female Singing. You Should be Dressed in Drag, not Dressed as a Guy. No  I am Not Stereo Typing. I am Stating Fact. And if that's a Guy Singing, He sounds more like a Woman than he does a Man.

Really? With all the judgment and prejudice the LGBT community still faces, you want to show up and throw some extremist gender normativity into the mix on the site for an LGBT publication?  How sad.

You all need to stop hatin.

That ass is phenomenal!

I'm all flustered.

I need that ass in my life.

umm while he has an amazing body, anyone think he's not that cute? Sorry I'd take a cute/handsome face over a body any day. 

He has a butter face. 

um... let's see a picture of your face?? EXACTLY LOL

its always the trolls saying shit like that

next please

I think he is beautiful

Id fill him full of this cum! Fuck him till he bleed!

its a parody! you people on here (some) bitch way to much and take the fun out of things..

Yawn...  It's fitting this is an ass video, given that he appears to be so far up his own...  Overexposed much?

Jealous much?

Yeah.  I'm jealous.  You nailed it.

Meh. I bet that in bed he just lays there like a dead fish... like he's doing in 5 inches of water for the majority of this video.

awww someone hasn't been layed in 10 years and is sexually frustrated. It's ok... go your local troll bar... I'm sure some 80 year old man will offer you a hand job or something to help you work some of that frustration out. 

The guy is the video is a sex god... you are the only dead fish spreading your negativity throughout our community. isn't there a dark alley somewhere that you are suppose to be in? Somebody must of kicked a rock. That's what happens when gays like you crawl out of your holes and start opening your mouth. lol

That's a steroid butt.  You can tell at the 1:00 shot where he's putting the needle in.  This is what makes the "bubble" on the top part of the butt.  No judgement, just sayin...  That "butt" will fade away...

uggh, Why does Ignorance talk so often. too many stupid people in the world for real.I can't even respond to this... this person clearly knows nothing about working out or steroids

Love his Parodies so well done!!

Gay men can do this but women are slut-shamed for things like this. Way to represent the community.

Really?  There are far worse things "the community" represents than someone showing their rear end.  "Open Relationships", Alcoholism, drugs, men over 40 who still call themselves and act like "Bois or Boys", Disability queens who collect their check and spend it in the gym or the bar instead of contributing to society.

Care for me to continue, or have you realized your comment is trivial?

It's but one of the many issues within the community. I object to the objectification of any sex that is prominent within society.

Daat ass. But what he expect with those videos. He makes money with this crap? The fin is so stupid.

Yeah he has a nice as and a killer body. But his has got to go. And don't get me started on his lipsyncing..

say what you will, he knows his best asset and how to show it off

Only 15 times Nigel? Catch up!

 

Nice ass in water.

After watching this video 15 times I've grown fond of sharks. N.

Love those Nilla cakes

Dat ass!

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