Chinese Hospitals Introduce Sperm Extractor Machine For Sperm Donors
According to The Gaily Grind, the sperm extractors "come with a massage pipe near the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user. The speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature can also be adjusted to the users preference."
Watch it in action:
According to the director of the urology at Zhengzhou Central Hospital, "the machines are being used by infertility patients who are having difficulty retrieving sperm the 'old fashioned way.'"
We're personally a little wary of sticking our most prized appendage inside a robot, but hey, the future is here!