Chris Pine's Fully Exposed Movie Scene Is Here. It's Here, Guys. It's Here. (NSFW)

And in the ancient times, the oracles foretold of a prophecy:

That in the first full week of November Two Thousand Eighteen, if Democratic voters voted to take back the House and Chris Pine went full-frontally nude on Netflix, it would be the first step towards restoring some peace and sanity in the universe. 

Okay, I’m being dramatic and having some fun. Still. This is a big deal. Emphasis on big.

It’s here, guys, the ever-buzzed-about nude scene of the hottest guy in Hollywood is streamable on computer screens everywhere. It’s a couple full-frontal shots of Pine bathing in a lake in Hell or High Water director David Mackenzie’s period piece Outlaw King.

So … *drumroll*… how is the nude scene? 

To be honest, after all the press and months of hype, it is a letdown. Not that Pine isn’t physically perfect from every angle (he is), but this thing is seen from a great distance, it’s kind of blurry and it’s partially covered by water. 

A big soaking wet d*ck is great. One that’s obscured by falling water? That’ not the same thing. 

It’s definitely worth checking out. Head over to Cocktails and Cocktalk to do that. 

But this isn’t the radical, Hollywood-changing nude scene it was cracked up to be. Like the meh-ly reviewed Outlaw King itself, it is kind of a disappointment.

To compare, this nude scene is nowhere near as memorable as Pine’s beautifully photographed, gratuitous-yet-not-explicit nude scene in a glorious movie called Wonder Woman. It’s no coincidence that Wonder Woman was directed by a heterosexual woman, Patty Jenkins.

That scene kept it PG-13 (cuz it needed to), but was so radical. Like the quiet revolutionary Wonder Woman itself, this felt like turning the tables on over a century of making hot ladies take it all off in a movie about a man. Relive the glory below. 

If Outlaw King were directed by a woman or a gay man, we wouldn’t be having a mixed reaction to this naked scene. 

Were you let down by Pine’s Outlaw King nude scene, or was this enough to take you there? Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments. 

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Uh... I'm not a size queen (it's a nice penis), but all this hype was just for that?  He's even been compared to Michael Fassbinder in "Shame."  No comparison whatsoever.  Did Netflix dream this whole controversy up to create an audience for this film?

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A lot of fuzz about nothing!

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