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A Closer Look At The "Spornosexual" Movement... [NSFW]

We already bid adieu to "metrosexual" and welcomed with open arms the Millennial replacement, "spornosexual." But we still don't know much about the elusive culture of young, straight men, so the Telegraph lent a helping hand with a video report on the movement. When all is said and done, it sounds like a bunch of young guys who were influenced by Jersey Shore (not that that is a terrible thing, or anything)...

What do you think of spornosexuals?

 

 

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It's amazing how all the hateful comments on here are from anonymous. If u feel that big to be so ignorant then add ur name at least that will give u some creditability. If u can't take ur hatred to somewhere it could be useful. or try looking in the mirror

Well Said!

Too bad they have 4" cocks....

Those spots on his back are soooo DISGUSTING!!

Ugly piece of trash.

Pretty sure those are called freckles; and unless you've never been outside in your life, you have them too.

Why don't you post a picture of yourself so we can judge your back? I'm sure its so much more appealing than his. NOT! #stopbeingahatingskankaliciousslut

I don't get why everything is (whatever prefix) sexual now. I don't see how this is tied to their sexual identity, they're just very vain and don't train below the waistline (I see them legs girl) "spornosexual"? just stop making things up please.

Spornosexual...Are you kidding me?  Who actually comes up with these absurd names?   The homosexual community has shown straight men that it is ok for males to pamper themselves and to take care of themselves.  I don't think anyone wants werewolf eyebrows or flaky dry face skin so if a guy wants to take care of himself, gay, straight or otherwise whose business is that?  It's about feeling better about yourself.  In the olden days it was called "grooming".  What a concept!!!!!

Mum's always know the truth. 

Tool is being generous. I work with several people that fall into this category and it is impossible to have a conversation with them. The most that comes out of them is dude, you feel me bro? and that's what I'm talking about, all without any connecting of the dots., Women are always referred to as b's or whores  so I don't believe this in any way equates to the metro sexual persona, mark this down as one giant step backwards.

Is that the new word for 'douchebag'?

Male-male attraction and lookin good for the bros, appearing to, or liking women, making them

desirable and "safe" to other dudes to be intimate with, emotionally, and sexually.

I've noticed this for years in athletes, college guys, porn actors, "metro" dudes. It's just called a different name, if it's called anything at all. That's one of the reasons I hate labels.

Most guys are hot for other guys, at some level, since beginning of time. I think modern times have put an awkward, however possibly helpful spotlight on something that's as normal, and common as water. NBFD.

Hey guys, an advise from a gay man. The biggest turn off to a women is a man that takes longer to get ready than they do. Women expected from a gay man. But a straight one is another story. So if you don't want your lady to think you're gay.... Never take longer than them or look as pretty as they do. Just a word advise. 

OH PLEASE THERE,S NOTHING SPORNOSEXUAL ABOUT THEM. THERE,S JUST STRAIGHT GUYS WHO ARE SO GAY THEY DON,T REALLY KNOW IT.  THERE PLUCKING THERE EYEBROWS, WHICH I DO DO I GET THEM WAXED. THERE WAERING FOUNDATION.   COME ON GUYS YOUR GAY OR WANNA BE,S. I  DON,T SEE NOTJHING WRONG WITH THAT. BUT PLEASE YOUR A CLOSET GAY BOY WANTING TO COME OUT BUT THIS IS ABOUT ALL I,M GOING TO TRY

I don't know what's more offensive? The tone of this comment or your abuse of grammar!

That actually is cringey. Im gay amd all im seein is the grammar!! :x

Fix your teeth first

THIS IS NEWS???? Lame at best and genuinely a short lived fad ..... if it's a fad at all! 

Any influence taken from Jersey Shore is bad influence.

Yikes. There not even cute.

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"They're" not there....

Stop making "spornowhatever" happen... it's not going to happen. And BTW, it sounds awful.

Sporno? Seriously? It just sounds like a gay sports porno. Which i spose aint all bad... ;)

I didn't get that new "Label"! To me it is the same as metrosexual. I really don't get any labels period.

I think it's great!  being an older man  I love watching all the   new fads  younger people keep coming up with. The labels? Well   labels started a long time ago  like in the mid  1880s with the invention of the label "heterosexuality" which incidentally,   it's original meaning was  (sex  for the purpose of pleasure  and not reproduction) . From there it was   a flurry of labels so  might as well go with it! LMAO!

And yet...they have the legs of a chicken. With personality to match!

How is obsessive concern with one's appearance taking care of oneself and looking better? To me, it looks self-conscious, neurotic and shallow.

Stop making dumb ones as celebrities... How bore and empty man!

 

Nothing new. Queens have been doing this for decades.Finally the straight community got a clue.

Well a Geordie is a whole other species, not sre I would be using them as an example lol, they are the Jersey Shore of the UK

I really don't think we need yet another label.

I'm saying nothing bad about people who want or agree with this label but this tendency for our society to label everything under a particular sexuality or -"sexual" I believe is detrimental in us progressing. In a time when people are trying their hardest to break free of labels and be whoever they can be we seem to continue creating labels. Perhaps it's just media that's coming up with all of these but I see nothing wrong in these men just being straight men who take better care of themselves and look/feel better for it. 

But, if they're fine with the label than more power to them. I just think it isn't going to do anyone any good to continue creating these titles to categorize people by a particular way they dress/take care of themselves.

But that's just my two cents.

The guy i@ the store also has the skin of Cristiano Ronaldo! xD

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