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Condom Maker Breaks Down U.S. By Penis Size (Map)

Condom maker Condomania.com, which has produced They Fit custom condoms for the past decade, released an informative map of the U.S. a few years back that's going viral again this week and helping us successfully plan our next 15 vacations. According to Condomania, the 15 U.S. cities that boast more than just large populations have been ranked according to, ahem, size, here:

If you'd like five more options for a contiguous U.S. road trip next summer, Condomania rounds out the Top 20 with:

16. Denver
17. Los Angeles
18. Detroit
19. Philadelphia
20. Dallas/Ft. Worth

Not wanting to leave anyone out of the action, data released by the condom maker also fully ranks the entire U.S. by state. We hear New Hampshire is gorgeous this time of year.  See below for the full list.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
50 States Ordered by Penis Size
  1. New Hampshire
  2. Oregon
  3. New York
  4. Indiana
  5. Arizona
  6. Hawaii
  7. Louisiana
  8. Massachusetts
  9. Alabama
  10. Washington
  11. New Mexico
  12. California
  13. Arkansas
  14. Nevada
  15. Virginia
  16. Tennessee
  17. Illinois
  18. Oklahoma
  19. South Dakota
  20. Georgia
  21. Pennsylvania
  22. Mississippi
  23. Michigan
  24. Florida
  25. Rhode Island
  26. Kansas
  27. Maryland
  28. Minnesota
  29. Vermont
  30. Connecticut
  31. Wisconsin
  32. New Jersey
  33. North Dakota
  34. Idaho
  35. Texas
  36. Missouri
  37. Montana
  38. Ohio
  39. Nebraska
  40. Colorado
  41. Maine
  42. North Carolina
  43. Delaware
  44. South Carolina
  45. Kentucky
  46. West Virginia
  47. Alaska
  48. Iowa
  49. Utah
  50. Wyoming

(Via)

Comments

I live in Hawaii... This is so not correct. 

So this is saying that guys with the largest penises tend to live in New Hampshire, on average?

This map is from 2010.

So those are rankings, not inches.  And you have to wonder if the differences only amount to small fractions of an inch.  

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